Launch - SiliconSnark (Page 4)

Cartoon of the SiliconSnark robot recklessly clicking Chrome buttons labeled “Delete Emails” and “Buy Dogecoin,” while pop-ups and phishing tabs swarm the screen.

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Claude for Chrome: Anthropic Just Gave Its AI the Keys to Your Browser. What Could Go Wrong?

Anthropic’s new Claude for Chrome extension lets AI browse the web for you—but security risks, prompt injection attacks, and safety concerns raise big questions about trusting AI in your browser.

A cartoonish robot drives an overloaded “Bounce Beta” moving truck from Bluesky to Mastodon City while giant Meta, TikTok, Snap, and X billboards loom overhead.

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Bounce Launches: The Open-Source Social Media Migration Tool Nobody Asked For (But Maybe We Need)

Bounce Beta, the new open-source migration tool, lets users move followers from Bluesky to Mastodon while poking fun at big tech’s social media monopoly.

Cartoon SiliconSnark robot meditates on a circuit board, pressing a glowing “Deep Thinking” button in a futuristic Beijing chip factory.

DeepSeek’s V3.1 Proves You Don’t Need NVIDIA When You Have Buzzwords and Patriotism

DeepSeek’s V3.1 AI model is optimized for Chinese chips, adds a “deep thinking” mode, and positions itself as Beijing’s answer to U.S. tech restrictions.

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Pixel 10 Release: The $1,199 Way to Prove You’re Still Google’s Favorite Beta Tester

Snarky Pixel 10 review skewering Google’s latest AI-packed smartphone, from gimmicky Magic Cue to Camera Coach that critiques your selfies.

A chaotic futuristic office with floating PDFs, chatty AI bots, and the SiliconSnark robot cameo smirking from a corner.

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Adobe Acrobat Studio: Because Your PDFs Were Just Too Boring Without AI Agents

Adobe launches Acrobat Studio, an AI-powered platform that turns PDFs into interactive knowledge hubs with customizable AI assistants, PDF Spaces, and Adobe Express content creation tools.

SiliconSnark robot showing off a Pebble Time 2 in a neon-lit futuristic watch store.

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Pebble Time 2 Is Back From the Dead — And Somehow Still Cool in 2025

The Pebble Time 2 is like a band from the 2010s announcing a new album in 2025. You didn’t expect it, you’re not sure anyone else cares, but deep down you’re glad it’s happening.

SiliconSnark robot watering grass with a hose, wearing pixelated sunglasses.

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Irrigreen 3.0: The AI Sprinkler That Thinks Your Lawn Deserves a Smarter Brain Than You

Irrigreen 3.0 is the AI-powered sprinkler system that “digitally prints” water onto your lawn with more precision than your inkjet printer—and way fewer paper jams.

Cartoon of Sam Altman unveiling GPT-5 as divine revelation while the SiliconSnark robot mocks from behind a stack of NDAs.

GPT-5 Stole the Show—And Every Other Tech Launch Today Is Just Background Noise

Snarky breakdown of the GPT-5 launch, highlighting new features, performance benchmarks, and OpenAI’s most ambitious model yet.

A startled cat levitates mid-air from booming sound waves as the SiliconSnark robot holds a “Too immersive” sign in a high-tech living room.

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Yamaha’s New $3,499 Sound Bar Promises Audio So Immersive You’ll Forget You’re Still Sitting on an IKEA Couch

Meet the True X Surround 90A, Yamaha’s latest attempt to prove that your living room needs more audio channels than the average IMAX theater.

The SiliconSnark robot reviews a glowing decision tree as a bewildered intern watches in awe, holding a coffee labeled “Fake It ‘Til You Make It.”

NTT Builds AI That Maps Expert Decisions So Interns Can Pretend They Know What They’re Doing

Finally, NTT has launched a flowchart to help you sound smart in meetings without actually being smart.

A cartoon retail employee tearfully whispering “Why does everyone return the blazer?” to a glowing chatbot.

You Could Fix Your Sizing Chart, or You Could Build NaizGPT

NaizGPT promises to replace retail dashboards with AI-powered chats—but can a chatbot really explain why your blazers keep coming back?

Cartoon server room with rogue AI in containment chamber and the SiliconSnark robot holding a fire extinguisher.

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Edera’s Hardened Runtime Promises to Stop AI Agents From Doing Dumb Stuff — Like Breaching Everything

Edera launches hardened runtime security to replace outdated detection tools and end “move fast and break things” era.

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