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Wyze Cam Pan v4: Because Your Dog Deserves to Be Spied on in 4K
Wyze just launched the Cam Pan v4, its first 4K smart security camera with AI-powered object tracking, color night vision, and full 360° coverage—all for under $60.
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Claude for Chrome: Anthropic Just Gave Its AI the Keys to Your Browser. What Could Go Wrong?
Anthropic’s new Claude for Chrome extension lets AI browse the web for you—but security risks, prompt injection attacks, and safety concerns raise big questions about trusting AI in your browser.
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Bounce Launches: The Open-Source Social Media Migration Tool Nobody Asked For (But Maybe We Need)
Bounce Beta, the new open-source migration tool, lets users move followers from Bluesky to Mastodon while poking fun at big tech’s social media monopoly.
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DeepSeek’s V3.1 Proves You Don’t Need NVIDIA When You Have Buzzwords and Patriotism
DeepSeek’s V3.1 AI model is optimized for Chinese chips, adds a “deep thinking” mode, and positions itself as Beijing’s answer to U.S. tech restrictions.
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Pixel 10 Release: The $1,199 Way to Prove You’re Still Google’s Favorite Beta Tester
Snarky Pixel 10 review skewering Google’s latest AI-packed smartphone, from gimmicky Magic Cue to Camera Coach that critiques your selfies.
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Adobe Acrobat Studio: Because Your PDFs Were Just Too Boring Without AI Agents
Adobe launches Acrobat Studio, an AI-powered platform that turns PDFs into interactive knowledge hubs with customizable AI assistants, PDF Spaces, and Adobe Express content creation tools.
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Pebble Time 2 Is Back From the Dead — And Somehow Still Cool in 2025
The Pebble Time 2 is like a band from the 2010s announcing a new album in 2025. You didn’t expect it, you’re not sure anyone else cares, but deep down you’re glad it’s happening.
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Irrigreen 3.0: The AI Sprinkler That Thinks Your Lawn Deserves a Smarter Brain Than You
Irrigreen 3.0 is the AI-powered sprinkler system that “digitally prints” water onto your lawn with more precision than your inkjet printer—and way fewer paper jams.
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GPT-5 Stole the Show—And Every Other Tech Launch Today Is Just Background Noise
Snarky breakdown of the GPT-5 launch, highlighting new features, performance benchmarks, and OpenAI’s most ambitious model yet.
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Yamaha’s New $3,499 Sound Bar Promises Audio So Immersive You’ll Forget You’re Still Sitting on an IKEA Couch
Meet the True X Surround 90A, Yamaha’s latest attempt to prove that your living room needs more audio channels than the average IMAX theater.
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NTT Builds AI That Maps Expert Decisions So Interns Can Pretend They Know What They’re Doing
Finally, NTT has launched a flowchart to help you sound smart in meetings without actually being smart.
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You Could Fix Your Sizing Chart, or You Could Build NaizGPT
NaizGPT promises to replace retail dashboards with AI-powered chats—but can a chatbot really explain why your blazers keep coming back?