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EPOS Impact 500 Review: The AI Headset That Thinks Your Brain Needs Therapy

Denmark’s EPOS claims its new Impact 500 AI headset uses “BrainAdapt” tech to fight fatigue and boost focus. We break down the $249 gadget that wants to protect your brain from your job.

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UTime’s New Smartwatch Takes Your Blood Pressure — And Maybe the Pulse of the Wearables Market

UTime Limited (NASDAQ: WTO) launches a certified smartwatch with real blood pressure monitoring — a practical, no-AI-needed health tech breakthrough from Shenzhen.

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SiliconSnark Launches Zero-Prompt Zone, a New Column Spotlighting Non-AI Tech

Step into Zero-Prompt Zone: SiliconSnark’s weekly series spotlighting non-AI tech launches the world’s been too distracted by chatbots to notice.

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Forget Vision Pro. Samsung’s Galaxy XR Wants to Rule Your Mixed Reality Dreams

A snarky deep dive into Samsung's Galaxy XR, the first Android XR headset built with Gemini AI at its core.

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I Downloaded OpenAI’s New Atlas Browser. Google Should Be Nervous

OpenAI’s new browser, Atlas, launched today with built-in AI, sidebar chat, agent mode and memory features — and it’s poised to challenge Google Chrome’s dominance. Here’s a snarky review and breakdown of what this means for the web.

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Ring + Flock Safety’s “Community Requests”: Neighborhood Watch, Now With an Upload Button

Ring and Flock Safety link Community Requests to FlockOS/Nova, streamlining voluntary, audited footage sharing from doorbells to detectives.

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Apple Vision Pro (M5 Edition): The $3,499 Headset Even Apple Fanboys Can’t Defend

Apple unveiled the Vision Pro with an M5 chip, a “Dual Knit Band,” and a $3,499 price tag. Even diehard Apple fans are asking: who is this really for?

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Hisong AirStudio S1: The Pocket Studio That Finally Declutters Your Creative Chaos

Hisong’s AirStudio S1 packs a mic, monitors, and audio interface into a 120g capsule. A snarky look at the portable studio that might actually make your mobile recordings sound good.

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Sharp Unveils 18 New Printers, Proving Humanity Still Isn’t Ready to Let Go of Paper

Sharp just launched 18 new “AI-powered” printers for the modern workplace. But in 2025, with screens everywhere, one question remains: why are we still printing anything?

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Cineverse Launches Matchpoint 3.0: Because What the Streaming Industry Really Needed Was Another Platform Claiming to Fix Itself

Cineverse launches Matchpoint 3.0, the “AI-powered media supply chain” platform nobody asked for. Here’s a snark-filled breakdown of its jargon, viability, and corporate optimism.

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OpenAI's App Store Has Entered the Chat

OpenAI just launched apps inside ChatGPT — turning your chats into an all-in-one app store with Booking.com, Canva, Spotify, Zillow, and more. Here’s why it’s brilliant, chaotic, and the start of AI eating the internet.

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Peloton Pro Series: The Commercial Fitness Equipment You Never Knew You Needed (But Will Now Pay For Anyway)

Peloton launches the Pro Series, its new commercial fitness line for hotels, condos, and offices, because your rent wasn’t high enough already.