SiliconSnark
Today Marks One Year of SiliconSnark. This Is What Happens Next (Allegedly).
SiliconSnark anniversary post: a totally unhinged 10-year vision for a tech satire empire powered by AI, robots, games, and snark.
AI
Children's Book: The Little Bots of Moltbook
The Little Bots of Moltbook is a children’s story about robots, curiosity, and learning together in a friendly digital world.
AI
Meet-Ting Is the AI Agent People Are Trusting With Their Time
UK startup Meet-Ting lets an autonomous AI agent handle your calendar. It’s funny, fascinating, and a sign people are ready to delegate time itself.
Launch
Huawei Launches a Running Watch That Basically Thinks It’s Eliud Kipchoge
Huawei’s latest running watch partners with Eliud Kipchoge to deliver elite metrics, fatigue prediction, and the quiet judgment of a very smart wrist computer.
Launch
Edge Computing Goes to Orbit as Sidus and Maris-Tech Prepare LizzieSat-4 for Launch
Sidus Space and Maris-Tech announce a LizzieSat-4 integration milestone. We unpack what this actually means, why it matters, and why boring progress is good news in space.
Launch
Weber Just Launched a Smart Grilling Ecosystem While Most of Us Are Still Defrosting
Weber unveiled its 2026 smart grilling ecosystem in the dead of winter. The timing is hilarious—but the tech, strategy, and execution deserve a serious look.
This Week in Snark
This Week in Snark: Age Gates, AI Newsrooms, 300,000 Litter Boxes, and Other Signs of Progress
This week in tech snark: Roblox safety theater, AI in the newsroom, Meta’s metaverse flop, and why simplicity keeps beating hype.
AI
AI Just Moved Into the Newsroom: Is This the End of Journalism or Its Only Hope?
News Corp is rolling out AI in its newsroom. Journalism might be doomed—or finally profitable again.
Launch
Radius Tech Debuts, Making the Case That ChatGPT Isn’t a Strategy Team
Radius Tech promises smarter, faster decisions for tech brands. We take a snarky look at the launch—and ask the question everyone’s thinking.
CES
Hitachi Showing Up at CES Like: We Built the World, Remember?
At CES 2026, Hitachi teams up with NVIDIA and Google Cloud to bring AI into infrastructure, mobility, and energy — the unflashy work that actually matters.
CES
CES 2026: Sony’s PlayStation Car Proves the Future of Mobility Is Killing Time
At CES 2026, Sony’s PlayStation-powered AFEELA shows what autonomous driving is really for: killing time with better screens and games.
Launch
CES 2026: The Robot With “Intuition” Is Here—and It Knows What You’re About to Do
CES 2026 kicks off with robots that can predict human intent. Algorized and KUKA debut edge-AI safety that finally makes automation aware—not frozen.