Launch - SiliconSnark

Smiling SiliconSnark robot watches an AI-powered calendar rearrange itself, symbolizing autonomous scheduling and smart time management.

AI

Meet-Ting Is the AI Agent People Are Trusting With Their Time

UK startup Meet-Ting lets an autonomous AI agent handle your calendar. It’s funny, fascinating, and a sign people are ready to delegate time itself.

SiliconSnark robot running and sweating while smiling, wearing a smartwatch and jogging along a park path at sunrise.

Launch

Huawei Launches a Running Watch That Basically Thinks It’s Eliud Kipchoge

Huawei’s latest running watch partners with Eliud Kipchoge to deliver elite metrics, fatigue prediction, and the quiet judgment of a very smart wrist computer.

Illustration of engineers integrating an edge computing payload onto a small satellite in a cleanroom, with a SiliconSnark robot next to it

Launch

Edge Computing Goes to Orbit as Sidus and Maris-Tech Prepare LizzieSat-4 for Launch

Sidus Space and Maris-Tech announce a LizzieSat-4 integration milestone. We unpack what this actually means, why it matters, and why boring progress is good news in space.

Launch

Weber Just Launched a Smart Grilling Ecosystem While Most of Us Are Still Defrosting

Weber unveiled its 2026 smart grilling ecosystem in the dead of winter. The timing is hilarious—but the tech, strategy, and execution deserve a serious look.

SiliconSnark robot plays ringmaster in a chaotic tech circus of AI hype, Roblox age gates, luxury smart litter boxes, and discarded metaverse dreams.

This Week in Snark

This Week in Snark: Age Gates, AI Newsrooms, 300,000 Litter Boxes, and Other Signs of Progress

This week in tech snark: Roblox safety theater, AI in the newsroom, Meta’s metaverse flop, and why simplicity keeps beating hype.

SiliconSnark robot editor runs a modern newsroom as journalists watch AI reshape the future of publishing.

AI

AI Just Moved Into the Newsroom: Is This the End of Journalism or Its Only Hope?

News Corp is rolling out AI in its newsroom. Journalism might be doomed—or finally profitable again.

SiliconSnark robot watches skeptically as human researchers debate AI-driven market insights during a modern tech strategy meeting.

Launch

Radius Tech Debuts, Making the Case That ChatGPT Isn’t a Strategy Team

Radius Tech promises smarter, faster decisions for tech brands. We take a snarky look at the launch—and ask the question everyone’s thinking.

Cartoon CES 2026 scene where Hitachi’s AI-powered trains, energy grids, and factories steal the spotlight as the SiliconSnark robot looks on in amused disbelief.

CES

Hitachi Showing Up at CES Like: We Built the World, Remember?

At CES 2026, Hitachi teams up with NVIDIA and Google Cloud to bring AI into infrastructure, mobility, and energy — the unflashy work that actually matters.

Cartoon SiliconSnark robot laughs at CES 2026 beside a PlayStation-powered autonomous car with a giant “Press Start” screen and stunned attendees.

CES

CES 2026: Sony’s PlayStation Car Proves the Future of Mobility Is Killing Time

At CES 2026, Sony’s PlayStation-powered AFEELA shows what autonomous driving is really for: killing time with better screens and games.

Launch

CES 2026: The Robot With “Intuition” Is Here—and It Knows What You’re About to Do

CES 2026 kicks off with robots that can predict human intent. Algorized and KUKA debut edge-AI safety that finally makes automation aware—not frozen.

Launch

AST SpaceMobile Launches BlueBird 6 on Christmas Eve, the Largest Satellite Ever Built for Smartphones

AST SpaceMobile’s BlueBird 6 spans 2,400 square feet and aims to bring real cellular broadband from space. Big satellite, big claims, big implications.

Colorful CES-style illustration of the SiliconSnark robot surrounded by glowing AI screens, smart devices, and futuristic displays.

Launch

TCL’s CES 2026 Vision: Brighter TVs, Smarter Appliances, Even Smarter Buzzwords

CES 2026 previews are here. TCL promises brighter screens, smarter devices, and a fully AI-powered future.