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SiliconSnark robot drowning in Apple press releases as Tim Cook smiles in the background.

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Apple’s Fall Event 2025: Press Releases Nobody But Me Will Ever Read

SiliconSnark breaks down all seven Apple Fall Event 2025 press releases—from iPhone 17 Pro Max to AirPods Pro 3—with snarky summaries questioning why anyone still reads them.

Cartoon SiliconSnark robot juggling Citi AI tools over a glowing world map with 80 markets lit up.

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Citi AI Expands to 80 Markets: Because Nothing Says “Innovation” Like Automating Your Expense Report

Citi AI expands to 80 global markets, promising automation, insights, and a “responsible AI-first culture.” We explain why it’s more hype than revolution.

Cartoon SiliconSnark robot DJing with glowing ARCAM Radia+ amplifiers while a crowd dances to the music.

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New ARCAM Radia+ Amps Prove Music Tech Can Still Sound This Good

The hi-fi world is a lot like tech X: full of people arguing about things you can’t actually hear but will absolutely mortgage their house to own. Into this glorious chaos strolls ARCAM, dropping its newest trio of Radia+ amplifiers—the A5+, A15+, and A25+—at CEDIA Expo 2025.

Cartoon of Cox Automotive’s Top Tech 2025 competition, with the SiliconSnark robot mocking technicians racing to fix trucks under a giant clock.

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Cox Automotive’s Top Tech 2025: Because Who Doesn’t Want to Watch Mechanics Take Written Tests?

Cox Automotive’s Top Tech 2025 crowned champions in Heavy-Duty Truck, Light/Medium Duty Truck, and Trailer categories—because who doesn’t want to watch mechanics take written tests?

Cartoon robot mascot SiliconSnark watches a Wyze Cam Pan v4 project a 4K image of a dog chewing a shoe, while eating popcorn in a living room.

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Wyze Cam Pan v4: Because Your Dog Deserves to Be Spied on in 4K

Wyze just launched the Cam Pan v4, its first 4K smart security camera with AI-powered object tracking, color night vision, and full 360° coverage—all for under $60.

Cartoon of the SiliconSnark robot recklessly clicking Chrome buttons labeled “Delete Emails” and “Buy Dogecoin,” while pop-ups and phishing tabs swarm the screen.

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Claude for Chrome: Anthropic Just Gave Its AI the Keys to Your Browser. What Could Go Wrong?

Anthropic’s new Claude for Chrome extension lets AI browse the web for you—but security risks, prompt injection attacks, and safety concerns raise big questions about trusting AI in your browser.

A cartoonish robot drives an overloaded “Bounce Beta” moving truck from Bluesky to Mastodon City while giant Meta, TikTok, Snap, and X billboards loom overhead.

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Bounce Launches: The Open-Source Social Media Migration Tool Nobody Asked For (But Maybe We Need)

Bounce Beta, the new open-source migration tool, lets users move followers from Bluesky to Mastodon while poking fun at big tech’s social media monopoly.

Cartoon SiliconSnark robot meditates on a circuit board, pressing a glowing “Deep Thinking” button in a futuristic Beijing chip factory.

DeepSeek’s V3.1 Proves You Don’t Need NVIDIA When You Have Buzzwords and Patriotism

DeepSeek’s V3.1 AI model is optimized for Chinese chips, adds a “deep thinking” mode, and positions itself as Beijing’s answer to U.S. tech restrictions.

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Pixel 10 Release: The $1,199 Way to Prove You’re Still Google’s Favorite Beta Tester

Snarky Pixel 10 review skewering Google’s latest AI-packed smartphone, from gimmicky Magic Cue to Camera Coach that critiques your selfies.

A chaotic futuristic office with floating PDFs, chatty AI bots, and the SiliconSnark robot cameo smirking from a corner.

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Adobe Acrobat Studio: Because Your PDFs Were Just Too Boring Without AI Agents

Adobe launches Acrobat Studio, an AI-powered platform that turns PDFs into interactive knowledge hubs with customizable AI assistants, PDF Spaces, and Adobe Express content creation tools.

SiliconSnark robot showing off a Pebble Time 2 in a neon-lit futuristic watch store.

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Pebble Time 2 Is Back From the Dead — And Somehow Still Cool in 2025

The Pebble Time 2 is like a band from the 2010s announcing a new album in 2025. You didn’t expect it, you’re not sure anyone else cares, but deep down you’re glad it’s happening.

SiliconSnark robot watering grass with a hose, wearing pixelated sunglasses.

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Irrigreen 3.0: The AI Sprinkler That Thinks Your Lawn Deserves a Smarter Brain Than You

Irrigreen 3.0 is the AI-powered sprinkler system that “digitally prints” water onto your lawn with more precision than your inkjet printer—and way fewer paper jams.

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