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This Week in Snark: AI Glasses, Corporate Avatars, and Klarna’s Phone Grift

From AI glasses for gymfluencers to Fujitsu's deck-reading robots and Klarna’s new phone hustle, here’s your satirical breakdown of the week’s weirdest tech news.

Cartoon of a person shocked by Klarna app features while a giant Klarna robot looms over a futuristic city.

Launch

Buy Now, Regret Later: Klarna Expands Into Mobile Plans

Klarna has officially entered the telecom game, because managing your shopping addiction wasn’t dystopian enough.

Fintech

Klarna Files for IPO, Proving You Can Finance Anything—Even an Exit Strategy

Klarna, the global beacon of financial "empowerment" (also known as Buy Now, Panic Later), just had to file to go public.