IBM Built a Control Plane for AI Agents. It Looks Weirdly Useful. IBM's Think 2026 pitch is simple: your future AI mess needs a traffic tower. Peak enterprise theater, but the controls and data plumbing are annoyingly coherent.
This Week in Snark: Courthouse Robots, AI Flip Phones, and IBM’s Money Printer Robots are suing journalists, flip phones are getting AI makeovers, and IBM is cashing in on buzzwords — just another week in tech absurdity, recapped with maximum snark by SiliconSnark.
