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Deep Dive: GTC 2026’s Leaks, Rumors, and the Future According to NVIDIA

This definitive deep dive unpacks every rumor, roadmap, and leather-jacketed prophecy for NIVIDIA GTC 2026.

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The First-Ever Deep Dive Into Greenland’s Tech Startup Ecosystem

Greenland doesn’t have VCs or hype cycles, but it does have real tech solving real problems. We took the first-ever deep dive into its startup ecosystem.

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A Deep Dive Into Roblox’s Age Verification Fiasco

Roblox says age checks will protect kids. Users say it’s buggy, invasive, and easy to bypass. Here’s what’s happening and why it matters.

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The Rise and Fall of Reality Labs: How Meta Spent Billions to Invent a Metaverse Nobody Wanted

Meta bet tens of billions on the metaverse through Reality Labs. This is the snarky deep dive into how it rose, stalled, and quietly pivoted to AI.

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From Apple to OpenAI: A Deep Dive Into the History and Future of Screenless Tech

A deep dive into the history of screenless tech, from Apple’s iPod shuffle to AI-first devices, and why the screen refuses to die.

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A Guide to the Boston Tech “Collapse” Everyone Is Arguing About

A deep dive into the Boston tech “collapse” debate—what critics get right, what they miss, and why Boston’s tech story is more complicated than X claims.

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SiliconSnark 2025 Wrapped: How a Snarky Tech News Site Accidentally Won the Internet

SiliconSnark Wrapped recaps an unhinged first year of covering tech news: 400 articles, 10,000 users, viral shorts, organic backlinks, and a meme coin.

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Guide to the 10 Places Tech Billionaires Living in California Should Move

From Massachusetts to Singapore, these are the 10 places tech billionaires want to move as California flirts with taxing extreme wealth.

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The Best Santa Tracker Apps of 2025, Ranked by Science, Snark, and Elves

Which Santa tracker app is best? We rank NORAD, Google, and more in this hilarious Christmas tech roundup.

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Guide to the Top Social Media Platforms of 2026: The Winners, the Wannabes, and the Weird New Stuff

Social media in 2026 is crowded, chaotic, and copy-pasted. We break down the platforms winning, fading, and quietly taking over.

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Guide: The Music Tech Giants Behind Every Playlist, Plugin, and Hit

Guide to the 20 biggest music tech players—streaming giants, DAWs, hardware legends, and AI hitmakers shaping how music is made.

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Deep Dive: Apple Sat Out the AI Arms Race—And Might Still Win It

Apple’s AI flops are legendary. But with execs fleeing and rivals burning billions, the tortoise might just win the race by buying brilliance on the cheap.