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Scaling Tech, Silkworm Edition: Kraig Labs Spins a Government-Backed Web

Kraig Labs Scores a Spider Silk Silkroad Deal — Tech Diplomacy, But Make It Itchy
CircuitSmith 18 Jul 2025
Pastel startup fantasy scene with floating UI elements, $1.8B valuation, and a tiny robot sipping coffee in the corner.

Lovable Raises More Money to Vibe Even Harder

Lovable Raises $200M to Become Europe’s First Vibe Coding Unicorn
CircuitSmith 17 Jul 2025
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CoreWeave Buys the Plug: $9B Deal Sparks AI Power Grab

CoreWeave acquires Core Scientific for $9B in a power-hungry push to dominate AI infrastructure.
CircuitSmith 07 Jul 2025
Cartoon robot scientist fires a red laser at a glowing prism in a quirky quantum lab.

Florida Man Sells Quantum Lasers to China, Still Can't Explain What They Do

Orlando-based tech octopus ships laser gizmos to Shanghai for science, probably not for world domination.
CircuitSmith 02 Jul 2025
Cartoon robot in patriotic gear holds a flag and silicon wafer in front of a retro chip fab labeled "FAB 25," with dollar bills, fireworks, and a laser-eyed eagle overhead.

SkyWater Turns Vintage Chip Plant into ‘Open-Access’ Savior of U.S. Manufacturing

SkyWater rebrands an aging chip fab as a cornerstone of national security, proving that with enough buzzwords and debt, even legacy silicon can shine.
CircuitSmith 30 Jun 2025
Three cartoon robots representing Xero, SiliconSnark, and Melio shake hands over a tic-tac-toe board filled with buzzwords.

Xero Drops $2.5 Billion on Melio, Because “3x3 Strategy” Sounds Way Better Than “We Just Really Wanted to Be Cool in the U.S.”

Xero is acquiring U.S. bill pay platform Melio for a casual $2.5 billion, or as it’s known in startup land, “a Series Z round in disguise.”
CircuitSmith 24 Jun 2025
Cartoon Chime ATM holding a protest sign while regulators look on.

Chime IPO: The Neobank That Prints Money Without Being a Bank

Chime filed to go public with an S-1 that’s equal parts alphabet soup and fintech fever dream.
CircuitSmith 02 Jun 2025

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