Cloudflare - SiliconSnark

SiliconSnark's robot inspects a giant meter as AI answer machines pull articles from a crowded digital newsstand.

Cloudflare Turned AI Search Into a Metered Utility for Publishers

Cloudflare wants AI search to stop freeloading on the open web. The idea is smart, the incentives are ugly, and the meter has finally appeared.

Neon Las Vegas skyline glowing with fiber-optic trails and a holographic Cloudflare cloud projecting tech icons, with a faint reflection of the SiliconSnark robot in a glass server rack door.

Guides

Cloudflare Connect 2025: Snarky Preview of the Vegas Tech Extravaganza

Cloudflare Connect 2025: Keynotes, product launches, AI reveals, and all the Vegas tech drama you can’t miss.

Cartoon-style robot at a cluttered tech desk with pixelated sunglasses, surrounded by satirical headlines and a "Deploy Snark" button.

This Week in Snark

This Week in Snark: Drones Replace Fireworks, Meta Still Humorless, and Florida Man Sells Quantum Nonsense

This week in tech satire: AI gets paywalled, fireworks go drone-mode, and Meta still can’t take a joke.

Cartoon robot judge with pixel sunglasses holds a “robots.txt” scroll, blocking AI spiders from crawling a fiery Cloudflare firewall.

Cloudflare to AI: You Shall Not Crawl (Unless You Pay, of Course)

Cloudflare now blocks AI crawlers by default, pitching it as a revolution for publisher control—two years after letting the internet get scraped to oblivion.