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As OpenAI and Google Battle It Out, Anthropic Secures a $200M AI Alliance

Anthropic expands its enterprise push with a $200M Snowflake partnership, bringing Claude-powered AI agents to 12,600 global customers and quietly positioning itself for the AI crown.

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This Week in Snark

This Week in Snark: When Clouds Buy Furniture, Browsers Gain Brains, and Meta Builds a Home for Your Future AI Boss

This Week in Snark dives into the absurdity of modern tech — from AI browsers and data centers for robots to clouds that buy furniture and PowerPoints predicting humanity’s unemployment.

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Anthropic’s AI Economic Impact Scenarios: A PowerPoint for the End of Work

Anthropic’s new policy paper imagines how to patch the economy after AI eats it alive—from compute taxes to sovereign wealth funds. Here’s the snarky breakdown.

Guides

The Definitive Guide to AI's GPTs and Friends

Your go-to, alphabetized field guide to the chatbots, large language models, and generative darlings currently powering our weird, slightly unsettling, extremely helpful digital future.

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Anthropic’s $13B Series F Makes AI the Hottest Sovereign Wealth Fund in Town

Anthropic Bags $13B, $183B Valuation: Proof That AI Safety is the Real Unicorn

ech giveth, tech taketh away, and then tech writes a press release about how deeply it cares.

This Week in Snark

This Week in Snark: Forklifts, Fundraises, and Phantom Robotaxis

Robotaxis reappear, AI funds everything and apologizes later, and Xero drops $2.5B just to sound strategic—welcome to another week of Silicon spin.

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Anthropic Creates $50K Grants to Study the Wreckage in Its Wake

Anthropic’s Economic Futures Program gets the SiliconSnark treatment in this satirical look at AI’s impact on jobs and the economy.

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This Week in Snark

This Week in Snark: AI Avalanche, Designer Babies, and One Extremely Loud Soundbar

A week packed with AI announcements, design bromances, and sonic overcompensation.

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Anthropic Unleashes Claude 4, the Only AI That Might Correct Your Morals

Anthropic’s new Claude 4 models are here to read your files, judge your logic, and do it all with the calm confidence of an AI that’s read the Constitution.

This Week in Snark

This Week in Snark: Economic Dumpster Fires and AI-Powered Bankruptcies

This Week in Snark covers the latest in overpriced gadgets, AI-fueled financial ruin, and Snapchat turning your face into an ad. Because nothing distracts from economic chaos like sarcastic commentary.

Claude Max: Finally, an AI plan that charges like a gym membership you’ll actually use.

Claude Max Plan Helps You Go Broke 20x Faster While Overthinking Emails

Anthropic has unveiled its latest masterpiece in monetization: the Claude Max Plan. This isn’t just a plan. It’s a lifestyle choice.