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Jeff Bezos Named His AI Lab After a Mythologically Tortured Titan — and Raised $10 Billion Before Anyone Asked What It Does

Five months old, $38 billion on the scoreboard, and a business plan best described as 'all of the physical world.' The man is not messing around.

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Eon Raises $300M and Hijacks re:Invent Week With the Boldest Cloud Announcement of 2025

There are bold moves in tech, and then there’s announcing a $300 million cloud infrastructure round during AWS re:Invent, the one week a year when every cloud reporter, analyst, influencer, and corporate-logo-hoodie enjoyer is physically trapped in a Vegas convention center staring at slide decks about throughput. While

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This Week in Snark: AI Fear Training, Capitalist Chips, and the Joy of Not Using Prompts

This Week in Snark covers AI irony, Nvidia’s $5T milestone, Amazon layoffs, UTime’s health tech, and SiliconSnark’s new Zero-Prompt Zone

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Amazon’s Latest Layoff Plans Prove the AI Experiment Is Going Swell

Amazon is reportedly planning to lay off 30,000 corporate employees as part of its AI-driven efficiency push.

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This Week in Snark: When Clouds Buy Furniture, Browsers Gain Brains, and Meta Builds a Home for Your Future AI Boss

This Week in Snark dives into the absurdity of modern tech — from AI browsers and data centers for robots to clouds that buy furniture and PowerPoints predicting humanity’s unemployment.

AWS Outage 2025: When Amazon’s Cloud Sneezed and the Internet Caught a Cold

Amazon Web Services suffered a major outage on October 20 2025, disrupting apps like Fortnite, Snapchat, and UK banking systems. Here’s how one cloud hiccup broke the internet — and what it says about our over-reliance on AWS.

Holiday Gift Guide: Trade War Edition (Satire)

Holiday Gift Guide: Trade War Edition (Satire)

Here’s your exclusive early look at what holiday tech shopping will cost this year, assuming you’re not smuggling goods inside taxidermied alpacas.