AI
OpenAI’s new browser, Atlas, launched today with built-in AI, sidebar chat, agent mode and memory features — and it’s poised to challenge Google Chrome’s dominance. Here’s a snarky review and breakdown of what this means for the web.
AI
Amazon Web Services suffered a major outage on October 20 2025, disrupting apps like Fortnite, Snapchat, and UK banking systems. Here’s how one cloud hiccup broke the internet — and what it says about our over-reliance on AWS.
AI
Anthropic’s new policy paper imagines how to patch the economy after AI eats it alive—from compute taxes to sovereign wealth funds. Here’s the snarky breakdown.
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Salesforce’s Marc Benioff has gone from progressive icon to Trump ally, pitching AI tools to ICE to help triple its workforce. Here’s how “Ohana culture” turned into “ICE-as-a-Service.”
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Sam Altman says ChatGPT’s getting its personality back—and adding erotica for adults. The AI glow-up nobody asked for.
Launch
Sharp just launched 18 new “AI-powered” printers for the modern workplace. But in 2025, with screens everywhere, one question remains: why are we still printing anything?
Launch
Cineverse launches Matchpoint 3.0, the “AI-powered media supply chain” platform nobody asked for. Here’s a snark-filled breakdown of its jargon, viability, and corporate optimism.
Guides
From DALL·E to Sora 2: how AI image generation evolved, who’s winning, and what it means for creators, memes, and lawsuits—snark included.
Satire
We imagine a snarky backroom chat between Sam Altman and Patrick Collison that turned ChatGPT into your new shopping mall.
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Claude Sonnet 4.5 claims to be the best coding and agent-building model yet—but do these endless AI model releases actually matter, or are we just living in a GenAI hype loop?
Guides
CES 2026 preview: real breakthroughs, wild hype, and the weirdest gadgets in Vegas. Our snarky guide separates must-see tech from marketing smoke.
Guides
A snarky deep dive into the Top 10 most useless AI apps of the past year, from Meta’s new “Vibes” feed to cat translators, exposing how much compute we waste on gimmicks.