AI
Deutsche Telekom and Perplexity Announce AI Phone, Achieve New High Score in Buzzword Bingo
Deutsche Telekom & Perplexity just dropped the AI Phone—because regular smartphones weren’t AI enough.
AI
Lenovo’s New Laptops Fold, Flip, and Even Soak Up the Sun
Lenovo’s new laptops fold, flip, soak up the sun, and probably do your taxes. We braved their 10,000-word press release so you don’t have to. Here’s what actually matters.
Amazon
Alexa+: Because AI Subscription Fatigue Wasn’t Bad Enough
Amazon just unveiled Alexa+, a bold new vision for voice assistants—or, more accurately, a desperate attempt to charge you a monthly fee for something that was free yesterday.
Apple
Apple Finally Succumbs to AI Hype, Announces Half-Trillion Dollar Infrastructure Binge
Apple Finally Boards the AI Hype Train—Next Stop: Catching Up to Microsoft and Google!
AI
Meta's Subsea Cable Project "Waterworth" Takes the Ocean by Storm
Meta is now diving deep (pun intended) into global subsea infrastructure with something called Project Waterworth.
Adobe
Adobe Unleashes Firefly Video AI: Because Who Needs Actual Creativity Anymore?
Adobe, the company that once empowered designers to create, has taken one step closer to rendering them obsolete.
Buzzfeed
BuzzFeed Declares War on Doomscrolling with ‘Joyful’ Social Platform
BuzzFeed has announced its brilliant plan to launch a social platform that will “restore joy and creativity.” Jonah Peretti, BuzzFeed’s founder and CEO (and self-proclaimed champion of The Future of the Internet™), warns us about the monstrous reign of SNARF—Stakes, Novelty, Anger, Retention, and Fear. Apparently, these negative
Satire
Nokia Plans to Reinvent AI in the Image of Its Indestructible Brick Phones (Satire)
Nokia has announced that its next great innovation in artificial intelligence will be inspired by the company’s most beloved creation: the virtually indestructible Nokia 3310.