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This Week in Snark: Cables, Coins, Close Your Rings, and Cyberattacks

Welcome back to This Week in Snark, your weekly field guide to the absurdities of the tech-industrial hype complex.

Streaming the Machine: 18% of Music Now Pure Robot Vibes

In honor of Deezer’s bold revelation that 18% of all new music uploaded is fully AI-generated, we here at SiliconSnark thought: why not fight fire with fire.

Say Hello to OpenAI's o3 and o4‑Mini, the AI Equivalent of That Friend Who Needs ‘Just One More Coffee’

OpenAI has released o3 and o4‑mini, its latest AI models that claim to be smarter, more “agentic,” and capable of juggling tools like a digital octopus with a PhD.

GPT-5.0 will abandon all pretense and become a full-blown cult leader. It will appear as a shimmering hologram.

A Totally Serious Forecast of GPT 4.6 Through 10.0

GPT-4.1 just dropped. GPT-4.5 already teased. GPT-10.0 expected to ascend into pure light and judge us all by our browser history.

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This Week in Snark: Economic Dumpster Fires and AI-Powered Bankruptcies

This Week in Snark covers the latest in overpriced gadgets, AI-fueled financial ruin, and Snapchat turning your face into an ad. Because nothing distracts from economic chaos like sarcastic commentary.

When YouTube said "Custom Instrumentals," the robots heard "Dance battle at dawn."

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Snark Bytes: YouTube Lets You Remix Reality with “Custom Instrumentals” AI Tool

YouTube unveiled its latest push into AI-powered creativity: Custom Instrumentals. Music industry insiders are thrilled, by which I mean Googling “how to sue an algorithm.”

Claude Max: Finally, an AI plan that charges like a gym membership you’ll actually use.

Claude Max Plan Helps You Go Broke 20x Faster While Overthinking Emails

Anthropic has unveiled its latest masterpiece in monetization: the Claude Max Plan. This isn’t just a plan. It’s a lifestyle choice.

A person gazes into their phone as a blinding beam of light erupts, transforming them into a living ad.

Snapchat’s New Sponsored AI Lenses: Now You Too Can Be an Advertisement With a Face Filter

Snapchat has announced Sponsored AI Lenses, a bold new way for brands to colonize your identity in the name of “self-expression.”

AI Replaces Gut Instincts: SignalFire Raises $1B to Let Data Have the Final Say

As markets tank faster than a WeWork IPO, SignalFire announced it's raised over $1 billion to fund “applied AI startups."

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This Week in Snark: The Meme Coin Heard Round the Web (And 100 Articles Later, We're Just Getting Started)

This was the biggest week ever for SiliconSnark. Not just because we accidentally became crypto influencers, but because we blew past 100 articles in less than two months.

Clippy Evolved: Microsoft’s Copilot Now Watches, Listens, and Judges

Microsoft Copilot’s new Memory feature makes your AI remember everything—your schedule, habits, and quirks. Is this personalization or just surveillance?

Enterprise Tech

Unframe Raises $50M to Solve Enterprise AI

Fresh out of stealth and $50 million richer, this Cupertino-based startup wants to “turnkey” your enterprise AI into existence in “hours, not months,” like a meal kit for CTOs who forgot how to cook.

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