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Pebble’s new Index 01 smart ring is “external memory for your brain,” recording thoughts with a click, no charging, no cloud, and no creepy AI. A snarky deep dive into the simplest, smartest wearable of 2026.
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Goody just launched AI Gifting—an AI tool that picks presents because humans keep messing it up. Personalized gifts, zero panic.
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Himax and Liqxtal unveil the Pro-Eye vision-care monitor with WiseEye AI tracking, liquid-crystal optics, and long-distance viewing to reduce digital eye strain.
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In 2025, startup culture is somehow embracing vibe coding and the 9-9-6 grind at the same time. Here’s a snarky look into tech’s most hilarious productivity paradox.
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Abu Dhabi goes live with Level 4 driverless robotaxis from WeRide and Uber, leaving the U.S. arguing about AI benchmarks instead of building the future.
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imagine.io launches VisualScale.ai on Google Cloud Marketplace, offering brand-true, AI-generated product visuals at scale for ecommerce teams.
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Tokyo’s new “Great Unified Microscope” sees micro and nano worlds at once—finally showing cells can’t hide their secrets anymore.
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Suunto launches the Nautic & Nautic S at DEMA 2025, introducing high-brightness AMOLED dive computers with huge battery life, pro-level features, and zero AI hype.
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SoFi Bank becomes the first FDIC-insured, nationally chartered bank to launch crypto trading for consumers. Here’s what it means for crypto, banking, and the future of regulated speculation — with a dash of SiliconSnark’s signature satire.
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Trillium Technologies just turned cloud computing into collateral with a $300M securitized “Compute Credit” offering. Welcome to the financialization of AI — where GPUs meet hedge funds.
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SiliconSnark launches its official YouTube channel starring CircuitSmith — the fast-talking robot delivering 10-second bursts of tech satire about AI hype, launches, and big tech absurdity.
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Karnataka has approved a ₹518 crore Startup Policy 2025–2030 to create 25,000 new startups, boost AI, blockchain, and quantum innovation, and expand entrepreneurship beyond Bengaluru.