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Edera’s Hardened Runtime Promises to Stop AI Agents From Doing Dumb Stuff — Like Breaching Everything
Edera launches hardened runtime security to replace outdated detection tools and end “move fast and break things” era.
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Xfinity Unveils StreamStore: One Interface to Rule Your Streaming Regret
Comcast’s StreamStore promises to simplify streaming—by creating an entirely new store to manage the chaos.
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Autonomous Vehicles Get Buff as WeRide Injects Them with Dual-Thor Power
WeRide just launched its HPC 3.0 platform—a dual-NVIDIA Thor chip-powered brain for Robotaxis that cuts costs by 84%, runs 2,000 TOPS of compute, and meets more certifications than a pilot’s license.
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Broadcom Launches Tomahawk Ultra, Promises Ethernet That’s So Fast It Might Time Travel
Broadcom’s Tomahawk Ultra switch promises Ethernet so fast and lossless it might just resurrect your AI model—and your faith in networking.
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The Thirteenth Proposal: AI Thriller or 80,000-Word Software Demo?
“The Thirteenth Proposal” is Here to Ruin Book Clubs and Possibly Reality
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Samsung Galaxy Z Fold7: Now With 87% More Buzzwords and a Side of Fold
Samsung’s Galaxy Z Fold7 folds, flexes, and flaunts 200MP of AI-powered overkill—now with quantum-safe swagger.
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Marquess Core AI Promises 700% Returns, 1000% Vibes
Marquess School Global claims its new Core AI can deliver 700% crypto returns with radical transparency—because nothing says trust like algorithmic fortune-telling.
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Fourth of July Now Fully Automated, Thanks to Sky Elements’ Drone Overlords
This Independence Day, as Americans celebrate freedom by eating nitrate tubes and drunkenly debating whether the HOA allows sparklers, Sky Elements is celebrating in a far more predictable, programmable, and FAA-compliant way.
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J&J Launches “Polyphonic™” AI Fund to Make Surgery Smarter, Safer, and Definitely More Marketable
Johnson & Johnson’s Polyphonic™ AI Fund brings Big Tech into the OR to back AI tools that make surgery smarter, safer, and just a bit more trademarked.
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Tesla's Robotaxis Are Real, Just Don’t Blink or They Might Vanish Again
Tesla's long-promised robotaxi finally hits Austin... with 10 cars, perfect weather, and social media chaperones.
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“Hey Meta, Make Me Look Cool”: Oakley and Meta Drop $499 AI Glasses for Sporty Show-Offs
Oakley and Meta just launched AI-powered sunglasses for athletes who want to film themselves asking about the weather.
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Fujitsu’s New AI Will Present Your Deck, Dodge the Q&A, and Probably Replace You by Q4
Fujitsu launches a multilingual AI avatar that gives presentations, answers questions, and eliminates the need for human dignity in meetings.