This Week in Snark: From Pebble’s Resurrection to Nvidia’s AI Empire
From AI CEOs to dead wearables crawling back from the grave, this week’s Silicon Snark round-up is a blend of quantum ambition, GPU domination, and just a touch of dystopia.
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GTC 2026: NVIDIA CEO Jensen Huang Replaced by AI, Entire Workforce Automated, Keynote Delivered by Autonomous Robots (Satire)
Here’s a sneak peek at what we expect GTC 2026 to look like, based on the undeniable trajectory of NVIDIA’s latest innovations.
JEDI Forecasting: The Force Awakens, but Only 15% Smarter
The Weather Company has decided to wield the power of JEDI. Not the kind that can levitate X-wings, but the kind that promises a whopping 15% improvement in forecast accuracy.
Nvidia’s AI Electric Grid: Who Needs Humans When GPUs Can Manage the Power?
Fresh off its mission to AI-ify every industry in existence, Nvidia has now set its sights on the power sector.
Meet Welinq: The Startup Quietly Building Quantum’s AWS
Enter Welinq, a company you’ve probably never heard of but now should, because they’ve just launched the first commercial quantum memory designed specifically for quantum data centers.
Snark Bytes: The Pebble Smartwatch Resurrection
The Pebble smartwatch that refused to die is officially coming back!
Everything You Need to Know About NVIDIA’s 35 GTC Announcements
35 Nvidia GTC announcements in a single day? That must be some kind of world record.