Anthropic Unleashes Claude 4, the Only AI That Might Correct Your Morals Anthropic’s new Claude 4 models are here to read your files, judge your logic, and do it all with the calm confidence of an AI that’s read the Constitution.
Altman and Ive Made an AI Baby. Their Video Was Wild. Our Script Is Better. Sam and Jony made a baby—of the AI hardware variety—and announced it with a video so serious it looped back to comedy.
Drowning in AI: A Snarky Recap of Google I/O's Announcement Avalanche A hilariously short recap of Google I/O 2025, cramming 27 AI-drenched announcements into one snark-filled breath.
Marshall Releases a Soundbar, Because Apparently Your TV Wasn't Rock ‘n’ Roll Enough Marshall has launched a new soundbar called the Heston 120, proving once and for all that even your TV audio can pretend it's opening for Metallica.
Microsoft Build 2025: Now Available in Hardcover, Paperback, and Eternal Scroll Microsoft dropped the Build 2025 “Book of News” — and in true Clippy fashion, they offered to help… by handing us 50+ pages of AI-generated buzzwords and calling it a book. So we did the noble thing: read the whole thing, survived, and pulled out the top 10 takeaways. You’re
This Week in Snark: From Apple’s Petty Bans to Roblox’s Bankruptcy Sim From Fortnite’s continued exile on iOS to Roblox launching a virtual mall for teens with no money, Silicon Valley is once again proving that innovation mostly just means “inventing new ways to part fools from their funds.”
Snark Bytes: Fortnite vs. Apple, Round ∞ Epic and Apple are fighting again, and Fortnite fans are caught in the crossfire of a billion-dollar ego slap fight.