Clay Raises $100M to Make Marketing Feel Like Coding—Because Spam is Better When It’s Programmatic Clay raises $100M to turn AI-powered sales automation into a coding playground for marketing teams.
D-Wave Releases Toolkit So Developers Can Pretend Quantum AI Is Real Today D-Wave’s new open-source quantum AI toolkit lets developers integrate quantum computing into PyTorch for generative machine learning.
This Week in Snark: When Apple Prints Money, Zuck Prints Hype, and Interns Fake It With AI Weekly satirical roundup of tech news, AI absurdities, and corporate delusions.
NTT Builds AI That Maps Expert Decisions So Interns Can Pretend They Know What They’re Doing Finally, NTT has launched a flowchart to help you sound smart in meetings without actually being smart.
Tim Cook Just Dunked on Every "Apple Is Doomed" Thinkpiece Apple posted $94 billion in revenue this quarter. The joke's not just on the haters — it's on all of us for forgetting that Apple prints cash like it’s the U.S. Treasury with better branding.
Zuckerberg's "Personal Superintelligence" Post, Roasted to a Carbonized Crisp Zuckerberg’s latest AI manifesto on Personal Superintelligence was too absurd to ignore.
You Could Fix Your Sizing Chart, or You Could Build NaizGPT NaizGPT promises to replace retail dashboards with AI-powered chats—but can a chatbot really explain why your blazers keep coming back?