AI
Meta's Subsea Cable Project "Waterworth" Takes the Ocean by Storm
Meta is now diving deep (pun intended) into global subsea infrastructure with something called Project Waterworth.
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This Week in Snark
This Week in Snark: AI Hype, Corporate Nonsense, and the Same iPhone Again
SiliconSnark covered everything from Nokia’s sudden AI ambitions to BuzzFeed’s latest attempt at relevance, Adobe’s Firefly marketing spin, and, of course, the impending robot uprising.
Satire
Roses Are Red, iPhones Are Many, SE4 Is Okay, But I Deserve Plenty
In honor of Valentine’s Day—and because Tim Cook has once again whispered vague sweet nothings on X—here’s a love letter to the soon-to-be-announced iPhone SE4.
Funding
Investors Enthusiastically Fund Humanity’s Eventual Overlords
Apptronik has secured a cool $350 million to accelerate the production of humanoid robots.
Adobe
Adobe Unleashes Firefly Video AI: Because Who Needs Actual Creativity Anymore?
Adobe, the company that once empowered designers to create, has taken one step closer to rendering them obsolete.
Buzzfeed
BuzzFeed Declares War on Doomscrolling with ‘Joyful’ Social Platform
BuzzFeed has announced its brilliant plan to launch a social platform that will “restore joy and creativity.”
Satire
Nokia Plans to Reinvent AI in the Image of Its Indestructible Brick Phones (Satire)
Nokia has announced that its next great innovation in artificial intelligence will be inspired by the company’s most beloved creation: the virtually indestructible Nokia 3310.