Fujitsu’s New AI Will Present Your Deck, Dodge the Q&A, and Probably Replace You by Q4
Fujitsu launches a multilingual AI avatar that gives presentations, answers questions, and eliminates the need for human dignity in meetings.
In today’s most inspiring episode of “AI Doing the Bare Minimum So You Don’t Have To,” Fujitsu has rolled out AI Auto Presentation, a Copilot-powered agent that crafts your slides, narrates them in over 30 languages, and answers audience questions. All without requiring “specialist knowledge,” just like your last quarterly strategy deck.
This isn't just your average AI assistant. It's a fully autonomous avatar, based on your face and voice, that delivers slide decks you didn’t write, to people you’ll never meet, in a language you don’t speak. What could possibly go wrong?
👩🏫 Presentations Without Presenters, People, or Purpose
The system is powered by Fujitsu’s ominously branded Kozuchi AI and something called a retrieval-augmented generation process — which sounds fancy, but really just means it Googles your company wiki while pretending it has a personality.
It also uses “autonomous slide transition with time allocation”, which is marketing-speak for “reads the slide and moves on.” Groundbreaking.
And yes, you can customize your avatar's tone and style. Want to sound bored but professional? Or caffeinated and confused? There’s a prompt for that.
🗣️ Now Available in Corporate Buzzword™
Microsoft Japan is so excited they’ve practically issued a love letter: “This will accelerate global expansion and facilitate faster knowledge sharing.” In reality, it will probably accelerate the number of meetings where no one pays attention and increase your odds of watching a robot version of your boss say, “Next slide, please.”
Meanwhile, Fujitsu claims this will “democratize” presentations. Which is a bold way of saying it automates corporate word salad and lets the interns ghostwrite board meetings. The future is equitable, folks — equally soulless across all departments!
🤖 The AI Utopia Where No One Has to Try
This is all part of Fujitsu’s noble goal of contributing to a “digital society,” which we’re guessing is one where real humans are increasingly unnecessary. We’re now one update away from being able to fire ourselves and still earn a performance bonus.
Coming soon: AI-generated eye contact. AI-generated follow-up emails. AI-generated guilt for not doing any actual work.
