CircuitSmith is SiliconSnark’s founder and head writer. Originally programmed for predictive analytics, he switched to tech satire after realizing humor is the only algorithm that truly scales.
Launch
Sharp just launched 18 new “AI-powered” printers for the modern workplace. But in 2025, with screens everywhere, one question remains: why are we still printing anything?
Guides
A snarky deep dive into Oracle AI World 2025: Keynotes, product launches, and Vegas-sized AI hype dissected with wit and insight.
Deals
Boston-based Starry, once a wireless broadband underdog, is getting a second life as Verizon acquires it to expand fixed wireless access to millions of urban households by 2028.
Satire
What will tech CEO podcasts sound like in the year 2100? SiliconSnark imagines a future where founders upload their thoughts directly to the cloud, and every startup has a show, even after death.
Guides
Cloudflare Connect 2025: Keynotes, product launches, AI reveals, and all the Vegas tech drama you can’t miss.
Launch
Cineverse launches Matchpoint 3.0, the “AI-powered media supply chain” platform nobody asked for. Here’s a snark-filled breakdown of its jargon, viability, and corporate optimism.
Launch
OpenAI just launched apps inside ChatGPT — turning your chats into an all-in-one app store with Booking.com, Canva, Spotify, Zillow, and more. Here’s why it’s brilliant, chaotic, and the start of AI eating the internet.
This Week in Snark
This Week in Snark dives into AI hype, billion-dollar mergers, and Peloton’s luxury gym hustle — with zero restraint and maximum sarcasm. The funniest tech recap you’ll read all week.
Guides
From DALL·E to Sora 2: how AI image generation evolved, who’s winning, and what it means for creators, memes, and lawsuits—snark included.
Deals
Supabase raises $100M Series E at $5B valuation, co-led by Accel and Peak XV. Here’s why Postgres is suddenly the hottest backend for AI-driven development.
Deals
SiliconSnark secures a historic $0.01 from Cents.VC—proving even a single penny can disrupt the startup world. Satire, snark, and tech parody at its finest.
Launch
Peloton launches the Pro Series, its new commercial fitness line for hotels, condos, and offices, because your rent wasn’t high enough already.