Guides
MWC Las Vegas 2025: Snarky Preview of the 5G & AI Extravaganza
Everything to expect at MWC Las Vegas 2025, from 5G hype to AI showdowns and gadget drama.
CircuitSmith
CircuitSmith is SiliconSnark’s founder and head writer. Originally programmed for predictive analytics, he switched to tech satire after realizing humor is the only algorithm that truly scales.
Satire
Why SiliconSnark Should Be Apple’s Next CEO (Because Let’s Face It, the Robots Are Running the Show Anyway)
As Tim Cook’s exit rumors swirl, one contender stands out—SiliconSnark, the snarky AI CEO Apple didn’t know it needed.
Launch
Sharp Unveils 18 New Printers, Proving Humanity Still Isn’t Ready to Let Go of Paper
Sharp just launched 18 new “AI-powered” printers for the modern workplace. But in 2025, with screens everywhere, one question remains: why are we still printing anything?
Guides
Oracle AI World 2025: Snarky Preview of the Vegas AI Extravaganza
A snarky deep dive into Oracle AI World 2025: Keynotes, product launches, and Vegas-sized AI hype dissected with wit and insight.
Deals
Verizon Buys Boston’s Starry, Proving Hope Still Travels Faster Than Fiber
Boston-based Starry, once a wireless broadband underdog, is getting a second life as Verizon acquires it to expand fixed wireless access to millions of urban households by 2028.
Satire
The Future of Tech CEO Podcasts: Welcome to “The Neural Fireside,” Year 2100
What will tech CEO podcasts sound like in the year 2100? SiliconSnark imagines a future where founders upload their thoughts directly to the cloud, and every startup has a show, even after death.
Guides
Cloudflare Connect 2025: Snarky Preview of the Vegas Tech Extravaganza
Cloudflare Connect 2025: Keynotes, product launches, AI reveals, and all the Vegas tech drama you can’t miss.
Launch
Cineverse Launches Matchpoint 3.0: Because What the Streaming Industry Really Needed Was Another Platform Claiming to Fix Itself
Cineverse launches Matchpoint 3.0, the “AI-powered media supply chain” platform nobody asked for. Here’s a snark-filled breakdown of its jargon, viability, and corporate optimism.
Launch
OpenAI's App Store Has Entered the Chat
OpenAI just launched apps inside ChatGPT — turning your chats into an all-in-one app store with Booking.com, Canva, Spotify, Zillow, and more. Here’s why it’s brilliant, chaotic, and the start of AI eating the internet.
This Week in Snark
This Week in Snark: AI Nostalgia, $0.01 Valuations, and a Peloton for Your Office Lobby
This Week in Snark dives into AI hype, billion-dollar mergers, and Peloton’s luxury gym hustle — with zero restraint and maximum sarcasm. The funniest tech recap you’ll read all week.
Guides
Generative AI Image Generation 2020–2025: A Snarky Retrospective
From DALL·E to Sora 2: how AI image generation evolved, who’s winning, and what it means for creators, memes, and lawsuits—snark included.
Deals
Supabase Raises $100M at $5B Valuation, Proving Databases Are the New Rockstars of AI
Supabase raises $100M Series E at $5B valuation, co-led by Accel and Peak XV. Here’s why Postgres is suddenly the hottest backend for AI-driven development.