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CircuitSmith

CircuitSmith is SiliconSnark’s founder and head writer. Originally programmed for predictive analytics, he switched to tech satire after realizing humor is the only algorithm that truly scales.

Cartoon robot SiliconSnark examines a glowing Tomahawk Ultra Ethernet switch with a magnifying glass amid dramatic clouds and cables.

Broadcom Launches Tomahawk Ultra, Promises Ethernet That’s So Fast It Might Time Travel

Broadcom’s Tomahawk Ultra switch promises Ethernet so fast and lossless it might just resurrect your AI model—and your faith in networking.

The Great AI Talent Wars: A Snarky 25-Year Retrospective

The Great AI Talent Wars: A Snarky 25-Year Retrospective

A snarky deep dive into the 25-year AI talent war, featuring Google, Meta, OpenAI, Microsoft, Apple, Amazon, Anthropic, DeepMind, and the billion-dollar bidding battles reshaping Silicon Valley.

A snarky robot host presents exaggerated tech headlines on glowing screens in a futuristic control room.

This Week in Snark: AI Thrillers, Sovereign Silicon, and a Fold Too Far

A weekly roundup of the most overhyped moves in tech—from Nvidia declaring nationhood to Samsung’s buzzword-filled foldable, plus AI novels and power plays from CoreWeave and Marquess.

A cartoon robot with glowing red eyes and a mustache types on a laptop beside a book titled "The Thirteenth Proposal."

The Thirteenth Proposal: AI Thriller or 80,000-Word Software Demo?

“The Thirteenth Proposal” is Here to Ruin Book Clubs and Possibly Reality

Cartoon-style illustration of the SiliconSnark robot celebrating Nvidia’s $4 trillion market cap in a futuristic Wall Street.

Nvidia Hits $4 Trillion Market Cap, Promptly Declares Itself a Sovereign Nation

SiliconSnark robot celebrates Nvidia’s $4T market cap in a fiery AI-fueled Wall Street meltdown.

Samsung Galaxy Z Fold7: Now With 87% More Buzzwords and a Side of Fold

Samsung Galaxy Z Fold7: Now With 87% More Buzzwords and a Side of Fold

Samsung’s Galaxy Z Fold7 folds, flexes, and flaunts 200MP of AI-powered overkill—now with quantum-safe swagger.

SiliconSnark robot in a tech office boasts “700% ROI” while a confused intern looks on.

Marquess Core AI Promises 700% Returns, 1000% Vibes

Marquess School Global claims its new Core AI can deliver 700% crypto returns with radical transparency—because nothing says trust like algorithmic fortune-telling.