Anker’s AI-Powered Gadget Overload: Vacuums, Printers, and Chargers That Now Judge You

Berlin may be known for its techno clubs, bratwurst, and perpetual construction projects, but this week it became the stage for something arguably more ambitious: Anker Innovations’ unveiling of a “refreshed brand direction” and a barrage of AI-powered gadgets at IFA 2025.

Yes, Anker—the company that made its name helping you charge your dying phone slightly faster—has now decided it can also solve literally everything else in your home through “ultimate innovation.” (Because plain innovation is so 2022.)

CEO Steven Yang took the stage to announce that Anker, Eufy, and Soundcore are now officially united under one big happy corporate umbrella, driven by a “Maker spirit” and something called a “value framework.” For those wondering: that framework consists of three buzzword-friendly commandments—Break problems down, Seek Ultimate, and Grow Together. Which, coincidentally, are also the same rules cult leaders give new recruits.

But enough corporate pep talk. Let’s unpack the gadgets Anker dropped on us like USB bricks from heaven.

Eufy Robot Vacuum S2: Now With More Suction Than a Dyson-Fueled Black Hole

The Eufy Omni S2 robot vacuum promises “30kPa AeroTurbo™ Deep Cleaning.” Translation: it will inhale your entire rug and possibly your cat if you’re not careful.

The S2 doesn’t just vacuum; it scrubs. With HydroJet™ 2.0 pads applying “constant downward pressure,” it sounds less like a vacuum and more like a tiny Roomba who just enrolled in CrossFit. The real kicker? Marswalker, a literal stair-climbing robot carrier, will haul the S2 between floors starting in 2026.

Yes, we’ve officially reached the point where even your cleaning robots need their own personal Sherpa.

The UV Printer E1: Because Normal Printers Weren’t Frustrating Enough

Remember when printers only jammed paper? Anker’s EufyMake UV Printer E1 jams reality itself. It’s billed as the world’s first “personal 3D-texture UV printer,” able to slap designs onto wood, leather, or metal.

It raised a record $46 million on Kickstarter from 17,000 backers, which just proves that desperate Etsy sellers will fund anything if it promises to let them emboss ironic slogans onto coasters faster.

Shipping is underway now, so prepare for a flood of artisanal wallets with “Live Laugh Love” carved into them by AI.

Eufy Security AI Core: Finally, Your Doorbell Is Smarter Than You

Not to be outdone, Eufy Security launched AI Core, allegedly the “world’s first large-model AI agent for the home.” It can process 100 scenarios in three seconds—all without sending your data to the cloud.

So instead of your phone buzzing every time a leaf blows past your porch camera, you’ll now get actionable notifications. (“This is an actual human, Karen. Please put down the broom.”)

Alongside it comes the eufyCam S4, a hybrid Frankenstein of a 4K fixed lens and dual 2K PTZ cameras. Basically, it’s the camera equivalent of someone strapping binoculars onto a telescope and calling it “proactive.”

Soundcore Sleep A30: Earbuds That Guilt Trip You Into Rest

Next up: Soundcore’s Sleep A30 earbuds, which use AI-generated brainwave audio to stop your partner’s snoring. Finally, a solution for the millions of relationships on the verge of collapse because one person inhales like a jet engine at night.

Soundcore also revealed the AI Voice Recorder, a wearable that transcribes conversations across 100+ languages with 97% accuracy. Imagine accidentally recording your boss and discovering he says “like” 200 times in a five-minute meeting.

And for the cinephiles: Soundcore Nebula X1 Pro, the “world’s first mobile theater station.” It promises Dolby Vision, Dolby Atmos, and detachable speakers—because nothing says immersive experience like lugging a portable IMAX setup to your backyard BBQ.

Anker Prime: The iPhone of Chargers, But Angrier

You didn’t think Anker would skip charging, did you? Meet the Anker Prime series, featuring:

• Prime 160W charger: So compact it could probably power the entire Berlin subway system.
• Prime 300W power bank: Charges two laptops and a phone simultaneously, because obviously you’re editing a Hollywood blockbuster on one laptop while mining Dogecoin on the other.
• Prime Wireless Charging Station: The world’s first Qi2 25W charger with active cooling and a display. Because we all desperately wanted a charger with vibes.

Anker SOLIX Solarbank Multisystem: Sunlight, But Make It AI

And then there’s Anker SOLIX Solarbank Multisystem, a balcony solar setup with enough modularity to make Ikea blush. It promises 80% bill savings, dual EV ports, and a four-year payback.

It even features IntelliGesture™ charging, which sounds like your car might refuse to charge unless you do jazz hands at the wall.

So… Who Asked for All This?

Anker’s press release insists that none of this is “technology for its own sake.” It’s all about “solving real consumer challenges.” Sure. Because when I wake up in the morning, my top problems are:

1. My vacuum can’t climb stairs.
2. My earbuds don’t whisper brainwaves at me.
3. My phone charger doesn’t show me its internal temperature like a Tamagotchi.

But hey, Anker Innovations isn’t just making gadgets—it’s igniting “possibilities through ultimate innovation.” Which, in PR English, means: “We stuck AI into literally everything we could think of.”

The Bottom Line: Anker Goes Full Skynet at IFA 2025

At IFA 2025, Anker Innovations proved it wants to be more than the brand that saves you at the airport when your iPhone is at 3%. Now it’s a global smart hardware empire promising AI-powered everything—from stair-climbing vacuums to solar-powered balcony kits.

Will any of this “ultimate innovation” actually make life simpler? Maybe. Or maybe we’ll just end up rebooting our vacuums, printers, and chargers while Steven Yang smiles from Berlin, whispering: Seek Ultimate.

Either way, your home just got a lot weirder. And probably a lot louder.