AI
Anthropic’s new policy paper imagines how to patch the economy after AI eats it alive—from compute taxes to sovereign wealth funds. Here’s the snarky breakdown.
This Week in Snark
Your weekly fix of snarky tech commentary, including Apple’s Vision Pro disaster, Salesforce’s ICE-hana pivot, and predictions for 2026. Only the best—because the future of tech deserves to be roasted.
AI
Salesforce’s Marc Benioff has gone from progressive icon to Trump ally, pitching AI tools to ICE to help triple its workforce. Here’s how “Ohana culture” turned into “ICE-as-a-Service.”
Launch
Ring and Flock Safety link Community Requests to FlockOS/Nova, streamlining voluntary, audited footage sharing from doorbells to detectives.
Guides
Discover the snarky, research-packed guide to 2026 tech trends—AI agents, AR glasses, brain chips, robots, and quantum leaps—explained with humor and insight.
Launch
Apple unveiled the Vision Pro with an M5 chip, a “Dual Knit Band,” and a $3,499 price tag. Even diehard Apple fans are asking: who is this really for?
Deals
S&P Global is buying “With Intelligence” for $1.8 billion, expanding its empire into private markets data—and proving you can literally buy intelligence now.
Launch
Hisong’s AirStudio S1 packs a mic, monitors, and audio interface into a 120g capsule. A snarky look at the portable studio that might actually make your mobile recordings sound good.
AI
Sam Altman says ChatGPT’s getting its personality back—and adding erotica for adults. The AI glow-up nobody asked for.
Where tech meets truth. And truth meets snark. The internet’s most brutally funny takes on tech launches, deals, and hype.
A definitive, and deeply unserious guide to the global tech media ecosystem in 2025.
Dreamforce 2025 preview: keynotes, AI agents, Data Cloud, Slack—and the snarky take you actually need before Moscone goes full mascot.
Qantas dropped its cyber breach update on a holiday weekend — and SiliconSnark’s got the snarky breakdown you didn’t know you needed.
Read the latest SiliconSnark stories—from MWC Las Vegas and Apple CEO rumors to OpenAI’s app store, Cineverse’s streaming flop, and humanity’s undying love for printers.
Everything to expect at MWC Las Vegas 2025, from 5G hype to AI showdowns and gadget drama.
As Tim Cook’s exit rumors swirl, one contender stands out—SiliconSnark, the snarky AI CEO Apple didn’t know it needed.
Sharp just launched 18 new “AI-powered” printers for the modern workplace. But in 2025, with screens everywhere, one question remains: why are we still printing anything?
A snarky deep dive into Oracle AI World 2025: Keynotes, product launches, and Vegas-sized AI hype dissected with wit and insight.
Boston-based Starry, once a wireless broadband underdog, is getting a second life as Verizon acquires it to expand fixed wireless access to millions of urban households by 2028.
What will tech CEO podcasts sound like in the year 2100? SiliconSnark imagines a future where founders upload their thoughts directly to the cloud, and every startup has a show, even after death.
Cloudflare Connect 2025: Keynotes, product launches, AI reveals, and all the Vegas tech drama you can’t miss.
Cineverse launches Matchpoint 3.0, the “AI-powered media supply chain” platform nobody asked for. Here’s a snark-filled breakdown of its jargon, viability, and corporate optimism.
