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Deals

Trump Media Discovers Fusion Power, Declares It Key to America’s A.I. Dominance

Trump Media is merging with fusion startup TAE in a $6B deal promising energy abundance, A.I. dominance, and a power plant by 2026.

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Deals

Taxpayers Now Own a Piece of Intel—Enjoy Your Discounted Shares of Mediocrity

Intel and Trump strike an $8.9 billion deal giving taxpayers a nearly 10% stake in Intel—critics call it a bailout disguised as semiconductor leadership.

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This Week in Snark

This Week in Snark: Wallets, Wormholes, and Words That Mean Nothing

Trump launches crypto wallet, Sensata hit by data breach, and Redwire’s space tech clears NASA milestone in a wild week for tech.

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Crypto

Trump’s Crypto Wallet Is Here. SiliconSnark’s $SNARK Coin Says ‘Same Energy’

Trump launches a crypto wallet, so SiliconSnark responds with $SNARK—satire you can actually trade.