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This Week in Snark

This Week in Snark: Tiny Acquisitions, Big Policies, and AI That Thinks It’s Your Therapist

This Week in Snark covers Nomic Bio’s proteomics breakthrough, Karnataka’s ₹518 crore startup policy, SoftBank’s “Crystal Intelligence,” EPOS’s AI headset, AirIQ’s tiny IoT takeover, and our guide to AI job loss—with equal parts humor and horror.

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This Week in Snark: AI Fear Training, Capitalist Chips, and the Joy of Not Using Prompts

This Week in Snark covers AI irony, Nvidia’s $5T milestone, Amazon layoffs, UTime’s health tech, and SiliconSnark’s new Zero-Prompt Zone

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This Week in Snark: When Clouds Buy Furniture, Browsers Gain Brains, and Meta Builds a Home for Your Future AI Boss

This Week in Snark dives into the absurdity of modern tech — from AI browsers and data centers for robots to clouds that buy furniture and PowerPoints predicting humanity’s unemployment.

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This Week in Snark: Apple Overprices, Salesforce Overreaches, and Qantas Overshares

Your weekly fix of snarky tech commentary, including Apple’s Vision Pro disaster, Salesforce’s ICE-hana pivot, and predictions for 2026. Only the best—because the future of tech deserves to be roasted.

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This Week in Snark: The Vegas Tech Overload, Apple’s Robot Era, and Humanity’s Relentless Need for Printers

Read the latest SiliconSnark stories—from MWC Las Vegas and Apple CEO rumors to OpenAI’s app store, Cineverse’s streaming flop, and humanity’s undying love for printers.

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This Week in Snark: AI Nostalgia, $0.01 Valuations, and a Peloton for Your Office Lobby

This Week in Snark dives into AI hype, billion-dollar mergers, and Peloton’s luxury gym hustle — with zero restraint and maximum sarcasm. The funniest tech recap you’ll read all week.

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This Week in Snark

This Week in Snark: AI Apps Nobody Wanted, Solar Keyboards Nobody Asked For, and Intel’s Cry for Popularity

Dive into this week’s funniest tech roundup: from useless AI apps and abandoned data centers to solar keyboards, Intel’s desperate cool-kid play, and billion-dollar ad tech deals. Snark guaranteed.

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This Week in Snark: Glasses That Read Your Muscles, Bananas That Aren’t Bananas, and the Death of the Office Door

A snark-filled weekly roundup skewering AI gadgets, corporate acquisitions, and tech cult trends—from muscle-reading glasses to Google’s Nano Banana craze.

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This Week in Snark

This Week in Snark: Apple’s Avalanche of Launches, Databricks’ Alphabet Soup, and Microsoft’s Empty Promises

This Week in Snark: Microsoft’s empty MOU, Apple’s press release flood, Databricks’ Series K, and Google censoring our funniest articles.

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This Week in Snark: From Citi’s AI World Tour to Anthropic’s $13B Sovereign Wealth Flex

From Citi AI expanding to 80 markets to Anthropic’s $13B sovereign wealth cosplay—and yes, an AI bee—here’s the week’s tech hype, snarked.

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This Week in Snark: AI Gets Keys to Your Browser, 4K Dog Spying, and a Taxpayer Bailout Buffet

Snark powers down for Labor Day, but not before roasting AI, 4K dog cams, Intel bailouts, and vibe hacking in this week’s funniest tech roundup.

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This Week in Snark: Meme Coins, Patriot Chips, $1,199 Beta Tests, AI PDFs, Billion-Dollar Cables, and the Summer of Silk

“This Week in Snark: Kanye’s meme coin flop, DeepSeek’s chip hype, Google Pixel 10, Adobe Acrobat Studio, Amphenol’s $1B cables, and Kraig Biocraft’s worm army.”