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This Week in Snark

This Week in Snark: Moltbook, or How the Internet Accidentally Tried to Prove AI Has a Soul

Moltbook dominates the timeline as bots post, humans panic, and the internet once again mistakes fluent text for consciousness. Plus: biotech bankers, quantum adults, and orbital edge compute.

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This Week in Snark: Acquisitions, Constitutions, and a Grill That Knows More Than You Do

This Week in Snark covers Nvidia’s GTC 2026 rumors, Capital One’s Brex deal, AI constitutions, smart grills, stealth mega-funding, and Greenland’s tech scene.

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This Week in Snark: Age Gates, AI Newsrooms, 300,000 Litter Boxes, and Other Signs of Progress

This week in tech snark: Roblox safety theater, AI in the newsroom, Meta’s metaverse flop, and why simplicity keeps beating hype.

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This Week in Snark: CES 2026, Screenless Tech Delusions, Robot Reality Checks, and the Boston Debate

A CES-heavy week in tech snark: screenless gadgets, worst-in-show winners, PlayStation cars, humanoid robots, and why Boston tech discourse is spiraling again.

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This Week in Snark: Robots With Intuition, Boston Snubs, and Billionaire Escapes

AI resolutions, robot hype, Boston snubs, and billionaire panic—this week’s SiliconSnark roundup skewers tech’s biggest stories with zero mercy.

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This Week in Snark: Nvidia Deals, 6–7M Startups, and Tech That Worked on Christmas

A snarky recap of Nvidia drama, 6–7M startups, Christmas launches, CES previews, and why tech never logs off.

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This Week in Snark

This Week in Snark: Valuations, Vibes, and the Continued Death of Subtlety

Read tech's biggest stories on AI valuations, social media, CES hype, crypto “breakthroughs,” and why confidence now outpaces reality.

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This Week in Snark: GPT-5.2, Vibe Snarking, and the Relentless March of Tech Absurdity

A snarky weekly roundup of AI hype, music tech giants, smart rings, vibe snarking, and corporate tech cosplay — all in one SiliconSnark digest.

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Apple Schemes, Netflix Grovels, Anthropic Wins, and Google Throws a Parade: This Week in Snark

Apple's AI long game, Netflix gets rejected, Anthropic lands $200M, and OpenAI battles Google in this week’s SiliconSnark tech recap.

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This Week in Snark: Vibes, Tech Turkeys, Robotaxis, AI Muzak, NFL Innovations, and the Never-Ending Sonos Saga

This Week in Snark covers vibe-coding vs 9-9-6 grind culture, tech turkeys we’re thankful for, global robotaxis, AI music empires, NFL tech breakthroughs, and Sonos’ holiday headaches.

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This Week in Snark: Roblox Face Scans, Cloudflare Chaos, Nvidia 2030, and Hypersonic Everything

A snark-packed roundup of the week’s tech chaos—from Roblox face scans to Nvidia 2030, Cloudflare outages, hypersonics, VisualScale.ai, and OpenAI drama.

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This Week in Snark: The Robots Are Laughing, the Banks Are Ape-ing, and Wall Street Just Tokenized Your GPU

A snark-filled roundup of the week’s biggest tech stories—from billion-dollar AI raises to crypto banks, dive tech, compute finance, and CircuitSmith’s YouTube debut.