Tesla
Tesla’s Flying Roadster Escapes Gravity. Its Delivery Date Remains Grounded.
Tesla’s flying Roadster demo delivers airborne absurdity, cold-gas thrusters, and a 2028 production target. The Rocket version has some earthly limits.
AI
10 Pieces of Tech I’m Deeply Thankful for in 2025 (Because They Keep the Joke Pipeline Flowing at Hyperscale)
A snarky, sarcastic, SEO-optimized Thanksgiving 2025 list roasting 10 pieces of tech we’re “thankful” for because they provide endless content, endless chaos, and endless jokes.
This Week in Snark
This Week in Snark: Forklifts, Fundraises, and Phantom Robotaxis
Robotaxis reappear, AI funds everything and apologizes later, and Xero drops $2.5B just to sound strategic—welcome to another week of Silicon spin.
Launch
Tesla's Robotaxis Are Real, Just Don’t Blink or They Might Vanish Again
Tesla's long-promised robotaxi finally hits Austin... with 10 cars, perfect weather, and social media chaperones.