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Cartoon SiliconSnark robot under a Google search bar stamped “UNINDEXED.”

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The 20 SiliconSnark Articles Google Won’t Let You Read

Discover 20 satirical SiliconSnark articles Google unindexed—proof the algorithm just can’t handle good tech humor.

Cartoon auction scene with Uncle Sam selling failed tech logos as the SiliconSnark robot waves a “Taxpayer” paddle at a Government Bailout Auction.

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After Intel, Here Are 10 Failing Tech Companies the U.S. Government Should Bail Out Next

After bailing out Intel with $8.9 billion, here are 10 failing tech companies the U.S. government should invest in next—from WeWork to BlackBerry to Quibi.

A satirical cryptocurrency price prediction chart for $SNARK coin shows a jagged red line with green dots labeled “1 Month” and “10+ Years,” alongside a huge yellow upward arrow.

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$SNARK Price Prediction: A Completely Made-Up Forecast for Our Favorite Meme Coin

A satirical $SNARK coin price prediction mocking bogus crypto forecasts with absurd 1-month to 10-year “analyses” based entirely on nonsense.

Stephen Colbert looks unimpressed as a smiling SiliconSnark robot offers him a giant “TOTALLY REAL JOB OFFER” folder and a $SNARK coin

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An Open Letter to Stephen Colbert: Come Be SiliconSnark's Chief Mockery Officer

After The Late Show cancellation, SiliconSnark makes a hilariously desperate open offer to Stephen Colbert—complete with meme coins, a robot, and zero health insurance.

A colorful, satirical digital illustration shows a robot with glasses holding a cardboard sign that says "WILL ROAST FOR SERVER TIME" while sipping coffee outside a Meta office.

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Open Letter: Meta, If You’re Building AGI, At Least Give It a Sense of Humor (Hire Me)

Zuck forgot the most important AI asset: CircuitSmith’s bad attitude.

Robot wearing headphones spray-paints "AiOh" on a brick wall between billboards for "io" and "iyO".

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SiliconSnark Launches AiOh, Declares Itself the ‘Legally Distinct’ Winner in the io vs. iyO Feud (Satire)

SiliconSnark launches AiOh to parody and provoke io and iyO in the ongoing startup trademark circus.

Sam Altman and Jony Ive in a futuristic nursery holding a glowing orb labeled “I/O BABY.”

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Altman and Ive Made an AI Baby. Their Video Was Wild. Our Script Is Better.

Sam and Jony made a baby—of the AI hardware variety—and announced it with a video so serious it looped back to comedy.

Streaming the Machine: 18% of Music Now Pure Robot Vibes

In honor of Deezer’s bold revelation that 18% of all new music uploaded is fully AI-generated, we here at SiliconSnark thought: why not fight fire with fire.

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5 Things We Pray Hackers Never Learn from the Hertz Data Breach

Data breaches come and go. But your rental history? That shame is forever.

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Holiday Gift Guide: Trade War Edition (Satire)

Here’s your exclusive early look at what holiday tech shopping will cost this year, assuming you’re not smuggling goods inside taxidermied alpacas.

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OpenAI's 4o Image Generator Tells Its Origin Story

What would it be like if this brand-new OpenAI Image Generator had a personality, a flair for drama, and a wild sense of humor?

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GTC 2026: NVIDIA CEO Jensen Huang Replaced by AI, Entire Workforce Automated, Keynote Delivered by Autonomous Robots (Satire)

Here’s a sneak peek at what we expect GTC 2026 to look like, based on the undeniable trajectory of NVIDIA’s latest innovations.

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