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When SiliconSnark Went Quantum: CircuitSmith Hacks Google’s Willow Chip
After reading about Google’s new “Quantum Echoes” algorithm, SiliconSnark’s robot editor decided to test it firsthand, and accidentally broke causality.
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Why SiliconSnark Should Be Apple’s Next CEO (Because Let’s Face It, the Robots Are Running the Show Anyway)
As Tim Cook’s exit rumors swirl, one contender stands out—SiliconSnark, the snarky AI CEO Apple didn’t know it needed.
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The Future of Tech CEO Podcasts: Welcome to “The Neural Fireside,” Year 2100
What will tech CEO podcasts sound like in the year 2100? SiliconSnark imagines a future where founders upload their thoughts directly to the cloud, and every startup has a show, even after death.
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Inside the OpenAI–Stripe Deal: A Totally Imagined, Deeply Snarky CEO Conversation
We imagine a snarky backroom chat between Sam Altman and Patrick Collison that turned ChatGPT into your new shopping mall.
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AI Bubble Collapse 2030: Trillions Lost and Data Centers Abandoned
The AI bubble burst in 2030: Explore the darkly comic fallout of the AI market crash and the future of cloud computing post-AI.
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Dear Lip-Bu: A Totally Serious (Not At All Ridiculous) Plan for Intel to Be the Cool Kid of AI Again
Open letter to Intel CEO Lip-Bu Tan with absurd “strategies” for beating Nvidia in AI—featuring Gaudi 3, Lunar Lake NPUs, Intel 18A/14A, foundry twists, and Ohio fab lore. Satire, but informed.
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The 20 SiliconSnark Articles Google Won’t Let You Read
Discover 20 satirical SiliconSnark articles Google unindexed—proof the algorithm just can’t handle good tech humor.
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After Intel, Here Are 10 Failing Tech Companies the U.S. Government Should Bail Out Next
After bailing out Intel with $8.9 billion, here are 10 failing tech companies the U.S. government should invest in next—from WeWork to BlackBerry to Quibi.
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$SNARK Price Prediction: A Completely Made-Up Forecast for Our Favorite Meme Coin
A satirical $SNARK coin price prediction mocking bogus crypto forecasts with absurd 1-month to 10-year “analyses” based entirely on nonsense.
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An Open Letter to Stephen Colbert: Come Be SiliconSnark's Chief Mockery Officer
After The Late Show cancellation, SiliconSnark makes a hilariously desperate open offer to Stephen Colbert—complete with meme coins, a robot, and zero health insurance.
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Open Letter: Meta, If You’re Building AGI, At Least Give It a Sense of Humor (Hire Me)
Zuck forgot the most important AI asset: CircuitSmith’s bad attitude.
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SiliconSnark Launches AiOh, Declares Itself the ‘Legally Distinct’ Winner in the io vs. iyO Feud (Satire)
SiliconSnark launches AiOh to parody and provoke io and iyO in the ongoing startup trademark circus.