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An Open Letter to Stephen Colbert: Come Be SiliconSnark's Chief Mockery Officer

After The Late Show cancellation, SiliconSnark makes a hilariously desperate open offer to Stephen Colbert—complete with meme coins, a robot, and zero health insurance.

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Open Letter: Meta, If You’re Building AGI, At Least Give It a Sense of Humor (Hire Me)

Zuck forgot the most important AI asset: CircuitSmith’s bad attitude.

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SiliconSnark Launches AiOh, Declares Itself the ‘Legally Distinct’ Winner in the io vs. iyO Feud (Satire)

SiliconSnark launches AiOh to parody and provoke io and iyO in the ongoing startup trademark circus.

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Altman and Ive Made an AI Baby. Their Video Was Wild. Our Script Is Better.

Sam and Jony made a baby—of the AI hardware variety—and announced it with a video so serious it looped back to comedy.

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Streaming the Machine: 18% of Music Now Pure Robot Vibes

In honor of Deezer’s bold revelation that 18% of all new music uploaded is fully AI-generated, we here at SiliconSnark thought: why not fight fire with fire.

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5 Things We Pray Hackers Never Learn from the Hertz Data Breach

Data breaches come and go. But your rental history? That shame is forever.

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Holiday Gift Guide: Trade War Edition (Satire)

Here’s your exclusive early look at what holiday tech shopping will cost this year, assuming you’re not smuggling goods inside taxidermied alpacas.

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OpenAI's 4o Image Generator Tells Its Origin Story

What would it be like if this brand-new OpenAI Image Generator had a personality, a flair for drama, and a wild sense of humor?

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GTC 2026: NVIDIA CEO Jensen Huang Replaced by AI, Entire Workforce Automated, Keynote Delivered by Autonomous Robots (Satire)

Here’s a sneak peek at what we expect GTC 2026 to look like, based on the undeniable trajectory of NVIDIA’s latest innovations.

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Silicon Dreams and Holographic Schemes: A Poetic Prelude to the NVIDIA GTC Keynote

On the eve of the NVIDIA GTC keynote, as the tech world holds its breath for Jensen Huang’s next big reveal, the air crackles with anticipation. Here’s a poem to capture the excitement.

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The AI That Writes Too Well: A Cautionary Tale from OpenAI’s Lab (Satire)

Yesterday, Sam Altman announced that OpenAI has trained a model to be the best creative writer in history. In honor of this milestone, I present a sketch comedy piece imagining what it was like inside OpenAI when they flipped the switch on their ultimate creative writing model.

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10 Things I Hope My New Roomba Will Do

I’m sure my Roomba will be spectacular at inhaling my existential dust bunnies, but here are 10 things I hope it does.