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SiliconSnark's robot reacts as Oracle-style AI agents sort massive corporate banking paperwork in a London boardroom.

Oracle Gives Corporate Bankers AI Coworkers — Because 200-Page Loan PDFs Weren't Suffering Enough

Oracle brought agentic AI to corporate banking on April 14, aiming at loan packets, trade docs, and compliance drudgery. Deeply buzzwordy, annoyingly plausible.

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Oracle Fired 30,000 People to Buy More GPUs — The Meeting Invite Said "Project Update"

At 6 AM this morning, Oracle employees woke up to termination emails from "Oracle Leadership." The reason? Larry Ellison needs more GPUs.

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This Week in Snark: The Vegas Tech Overload, Apple’s Robot Era, and Humanity’s Relentless Need for Printers

Read the latest SiliconSnark stories—from MWC Las Vegas and Apple CEO rumors to OpenAI’s app store, Cineverse’s streaming flop, and humanity’s undying love for printers.

Futuristic Las Vegas skyline glowing Oracle-red with the SiliconSnark robot and neon billboards for Oracle AI World 2025.

Oracle AI World 2025: Snarky Preview of the Vegas AI Extravaganza

A snarky deep dive into Oracle AI World 2025: Keynotes, product launches, and Vegas-sized AI hype dissected with wit and insight.

Cartoon image of a power-hungry OpenAI portal draining the grid as a SiliconSnark robot cheers on with a "Democratizing Intelligence!" flag.

OpenAI Stargate Expansion to Consume Power Equivalent of Four Tech Thought Leaders' Egos

OpenAI’s massive Stargate expansion sparks controversy over energy use as it partners with Oracle to build a 4.5GW AI data center.