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Guides

Deep Dive Into the OpenAI–Department of War Deal: Ethics, Power, and the Pentagon’s AI Pivot

Inside OpenAI’s classified Pentagon deployment: safety claims, political pressure, and the AI arms race reshaping Washington.

This Week in Snark

This Week in Snark: AI Forks, Crypto Prompts, Regulated Shovels, and the Monetization of Your Soul

From Sonic’s AI-powered Web3 launch to OpenAI’s latest agent move, plus EV hype and Snapchat monetizing FOMO—your snarky weekly tech industry recap.

Guides

The Definitive Guide to AI's GPTs and Friends

Your go-to, alphabetized field guide to the chatbots, large language models, and generative darlings currently powering our weird, slightly unsettling, extremely helpful digital future.

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AI

Sam Altman and Dario Amodei Accidentally Fork the AI Industry in Front of the Prime Minister

At the India AI Impact Summit, OpenAI’s Sam Altman and Anthropic’s Dario Amodei skipped a unity handshake — and accidentally created the most symbolic AI moment of 2026.

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AI

OpenAI Brings OpenClaw Founder In-House as Agent Competition Heats Up

OpenAI hires OpenClaw’s creator, signaling a major push into autonomous AI agents. Here’s what it means for agent tech, Moltbook, and the AI arms race.

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This Week in Snark

This Week in Snark: Valuations, Vibes, and the Continued Death of Subtlety

Read tech's biggest stories on AI valuations, social media, CES hype, crypto “breakthroughs,” and why confidence now outpaces reality.

Cartoon Sam Altman presents an $830B valuation while the SiliconSnark robot looks on sarcastically in a futuristic boardroom.

Satire

10 Totally Serious Arguments for OpenAI’s $830B Valuation

OpenAI’s rumored $830B valuation has the tech world buzzing. SiliconSnark offers 10 totally serious reasons why it works.

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This Week in Snark

This Week in Snark: GPT-5.2, Vibe Snarking, and the Relentless March of Tech Absurdity

A snarky weekly roundup of AI hype, music tech giants, smart rings, vibe snarking, and corporate tech cosplay — all in one SiliconSnark digest.

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AI

GPT-5.2 + Disney: OpenAI’s $1B Answer to Google Gemini and the AI Hype Cycle

OpenAI drops GPT-5.2 and a $1B Disney deal, flexing on Gemini with better benchmarks and Mickey-powered Sora.

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This Week in Snark

Apple Schemes, Netflix Grovels, Anthropic Wins, and Google Throws a Parade: This Week in Snark

Apple's AI long game, Netflix gets rejected, Anthropic lands $200M, and OpenAI battles Google in this week’s SiliconSnark tech recap.

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Guides

Deep Dive Into Why OpenAI Will Still Beat Google—Even After Gemini 3’s Victory Parade

Why OpenAI may still beat Google in consumer AI, even after all the Gemini 3 hype. Model power isn’t the whole story.

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Launch

Uber and WeRide Robotaxis Go Live in Middle East while U.S. Argues About Cones and Compliance

Abu Dhabi goes live with Level 4 driverless robotaxis from WeRide and Uber, leaving the U.S. arguing about AI benchmarks instead of building the future.