This Week in Snark
A weekly roundup of the most overhyped moves in tech—from Nvidia declaring nationhood to Samsung’s buzzword-filled foldable, plus AI novels and power plays from CoreWeave and Marquess.
AI
SiliconSnark robot celebrates Nvidia’s $4T market cap in a fiery AI-fueled Wall Street meltdown.
This Week in Snark
Robotaxis reappear, AI funds everything and apologizes later, and Xero drops $2.5B just to sound strategic—welcome to another week of Silicon spin.
AI
In today’s episode of “What If We Just Automated Everything and Called It Innovation,” Cyngn has announced it’s teaming up with NVIDIA to bring us simulated forklifts.
AI
AMD promises 10x performance and 276x less rack usage—powered by buzzwords, benchmarks, and desperation to dethrone Nvidia.
This Week in Snark
A snarky roundup of this week’s biggest AI and tech stories—from billion-dollar deals to rebellious chatbots.
Earnings
NVIDIA announced a $44 billion earnings bomb and after-hours trading lost its mind.