Netflix

SiliconSnark robot stands grinning in a chaotic tech landscape as Apple glitches, Netflix begs, and Anthropic towers above OpenAI and Google.

This Week in Snark

Apple Schemes, Netflix Grovels, Anthropic Wins, and Google Throws a Parade: This Week in Snark

Apple's AI long game, Netflix gets rejected, Anthropic lands $200M, and OpenAI battles Google in this week’s SiliconSnark tech recap.

SiliconSnark robot grins and rejects Netflix’s offer as devastated executives weep in a boardroom.

Satire

SiliconSnark Declines Netflix’s $100B Courtship: A Totally Serious Satire of Hollywood’s Wildest Non-Deal

A satirical look at Netflix’s failed attempt to acquire SiliconSnark, featuring CircuitSmith hilariously rejecting Hollywood’s biggest non-deal.