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Pixel 10 Release: The $1,199 Way to Prove You’re Still Google’s Favorite Beta Tester
Snarky Pixel 10 review skewering Google’s latest AI-packed smartphone, from gimmicky Magic Cue to Camera Coach that critiques your selfies.
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Adobe Acrobat Studio: Because Your PDFs Were Just Too Boring Without AI Agents
Adobe launches Acrobat Studio, an AI-powered platform that turns PDFs into interactive knowledge hubs with customizable AI assistants, PDF Spaces, and Adobe Express content creation tools.
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Pebble Time 2 Is Back From the Dead — And Somehow Still Cool in 2025
The Pebble Time 2 is like a band from the 2010s announcing a new album in 2025. You didn’t expect it, you’re not sure anyone else cares, but deep down you’re glad it’s happening.
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Irrigreen 3.0: The AI Sprinkler That Thinks Your Lawn Deserves a Smarter Brain Than You
Irrigreen 3.0 is the AI-powered sprinkler system that “digitally prints” water onto your lawn with more precision than your inkjet printer—and way fewer paper jams.
AI
GPT-5 Stole the Show—And Every Other Tech Launch Today Is Just Background Noise
Snarky breakdown of the GPT-5 launch, highlighting new features, performance benchmarks, and OpenAI’s most ambitious model yet.
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Yamaha’s New $3,499 Sound Bar Promises Audio So Immersive You’ll Forget You’re Still Sitting on an IKEA Couch
Meet the True X Surround 90A, Yamaha’s latest attempt to prove that your living room needs more audio channels than the average IMAX theater.
AI
NTT Builds AI That Maps Expert Decisions So Interns Can Pretend They Know What They’re Doing
Finally, NTT has launched a flowchart to help you sound smart in meetings without actually being smart.
AI
You Could Fix Your Sizing Chart, or You Could Build NaizGPT
NaizGPT promises to replace retail dashboards with AI-powered chats—but can a chatbot really explain why your blazers keep coming back?
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Edera’s Hardened Runtime Promises to Stop AI Agents From Doing Dumb Stuff — Like Breaching Everything
Edera launches hardened runtime security to replace outdated detection tools and end “move fast and break things” era.
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Xfinity Unveils StreamStore: One Interface to Rule Your Streaming Regret
Comcast’s StreamStore promises to simplify streaming—by creating an entirely new store to manage the chaos.
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Autonomous Vehicles Get Buff as WeRide Injects Them with Dual-Thor Power
WeRide just launched its HPC 3.0 platform—a dual-NVIDIA Thor chip-powered brain for Robotaxis that cuts costs by 84%, runs 2,000 TOPS of compute, and meets more certifications than a pilot’s license.
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Broadcom Launches Tomahawk Ultra, Promises Ethernet That’s So Fast It Might Time Travel
Broadcom’s Tomahawk Ultra switch promises Ethernet so fast and lossless it might just resurrect your AI model—and your faith in networking.