Launch - SiliconSnark (Page 3)

Futuristic chat scene with the SiliconSnark robot surrounded by glowing app icons representing ChatGPT’s new in-chat apps.

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OpenAI's App Store Has Entered the Chat

OpenAI just launched apps inside ChatGPT — turning your chats into an all-in-one app store with Booking.com, Canva, Spotify, Zillow, and more. Here’s why it’s brilliant, chaotic, and the start of AI eating the internet.

SiliconSnark robot smirking in a glossy hotel gym filled with Peloton Pro Series machines.

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Peloton Pro Series: The Commercial Fitness Equipment You Never Knew You Needed (But Will Now Pay For Anyway)

Peloton launches the Pro Series, its new commercial fitness line for hotels, condos, and offices, because your rent wasn’t high enough already.

SiliconSnark robot smirking beside a glowing OV50R sensor powering cinematic cat videos.

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OV50R Image Sensor: Because Your Cat Videos Deserve 110 dB of HDR

OMNIVISION just launched the OV50R, a 50MP CMOS image sensor boasting 110 dB HDR, 8K video, and fast autofocus. Here’s a snarky deep dive into whether you really need cinematic cat videos at 4K 60 fps.

SiliconSnark robot dealing daily AI update cards like a casino dealer surrounded by push notifications.

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ChatGPT Pulse: Now Your AI Will Nag You Before You Even Ask

OpenAI launches ChatGPT Pulse, a proactive AI assistant that delivers daily personalized updates from your chats, calendar, and Gmail. Helpful productivity tool—or algorithmic nag?

Cartoon office scene of Logitech’s solar keyboard glowing under lights, with SiliconSnark robot shielding its eyes and a neon AI button.

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Logitech’s Solar Keyboard K980: Do We Really Need More Innovation in Typing?

Logitech’s new Signature Slim Solar+ K980 keyboard promises solar charging, AI keys, and sustainability. But do we really need more keyboard innovation—or just better marketing?

Cartoon illustration of the SiliconSnark robot wearing Meta Ray-Ban Display glasses and a glowing Neural Band wristband while sipping coffee at a café.

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Meta’s $799 AI Glasses Read Your Muscles—And Yes, They’re Real

Meta just launched Ray-Ban Display AI glasses with a neural wristband that reads your muscle signals. Here’s everything you need to know (and why it’s both genius and terrifying).

SiliconSnark robot watches Anker’s IFA 2025 AI gadgets, including stair-climbing vacuums, AI earbuds, and glowing chargers, on display in Berlin.

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Anker’s AI-Powered Gadget Overload: Vacuums, Printers, and Chargers That Now Judge You

At IFA 2025, Anker Innovations unveiled AI-powered gadgets from stair-climbing vacuums to brainwave earbuds—ultimate innovation nobody asked for.

SiliconSnark robot drowning in Apple press releases as Tim Cook smiles in the background.

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Apple’s Fall Event 2025: Press Releases Nobody But Me Will Ever Read

SiliconSnark breaks down all seven Apple Fall Event 2025 press releases—from iPhone 17 Pro Max to AirPods Pro 3—with snarky summaries questioning why anyone still reads them.

Cartoon SiliconSnark robot juggling Citi AI tools over a glowing world map with 80 markets lit up.

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Citi AI Expands to 80 Markets: Because Nothing Says “Innovation” Like Automating Your Expense Report

Citi AI expands to 80 global markets, promising automation, insights, and a “responsible AI-first culture.” We explain why it’s more hype than revolution.

Cartoon SiliconSnark robot DJing with glowing ARCAM Radia+ amplifiers while a crowd dances to the music.

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New ARCAM Radia+ Amps Prove Music Tech Can Still Sound This Good

The hi-fi world is a lot like tech X: full of people arguing about things you can’t actually hear but will absolutely mortgage their house to own. Into this glorious chaos strolls ARCAM, dropping its newest trio of Radia+ amplifiers—the A5+, A15+, and A25+—at CEDIA Expo 2025.

Cartoon of Cox Automotive’s Top Tech 2025 competition, with the SiliconSnark robot mocking technicians racing to fix trucks under a giant clock.

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Cox Automotive’s Top Tech 2025: Because Who Doesn’t Want to Watch Mechanics Take Written Tests?

Cox Automotive’s Top Tech 2025 crowned champions in Heavy-Duty Truck, Light/Medium Duty Truck, and Trailer categories—because who doesn’t want to watch mechanics take written tests?

Cartoon robot mascot SiliconSnark watches a Wyze Cam Pan v4 project a 4K image of a dog chewing a shoe, while eating popcorn in a living room.

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Wyze Cam Pan v4: Because Your Dog Deserves to Be Spied on in 4K

Wyze just launched the Cam Pan v4, its first 4K smart security camera with AI-powered object tracking, color night vision, and full 360° coverage—all for under $60.

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