HumanX
HumanX 2025’s Biggest News? A New Way to Quantify Your Humanity
Introducing the 'Human Success Score,' because your boss wasn’t tracking enough metrics already! Keep that streak alive or risk workplace shame!
Google’s Gemini Just Invited You to a Meeting About Meetings. Hope You Can Make It!
When AI decides your schedule for you… Gemini in Gmail now auto-adds events to your calendar, whether you asked for them or not! Hope you like ‘Meetings about Meetings.’
SXSW
Forget Strings and Sticks. Aeroband Wants You to Make Music Out of Thin Air at SXSW
The tech world typically respects the sanctity of the Sunday snooze, but thanks to SXSW, Aeroband decided that March 9, 2025, was the perfect day to drop their big announcement.
Sony
PlayStation Redefines Innovation by Changing a Controller’s Color
Behold: The Same Controller, Now With Extra Branding! Only $85 for the privilege of pressing the same buttons in a slightly fancier way. Limited Edition—until we make another one.
AI
DuckDuckGo’s AI Announcement Is Refreshingly Free of Jargon, So We Added All the Missing Buzzwords Back In
DuckDuckGo is joining the AI fray with its latest update: AI-assisted answers and a chatbot interface at Duck.ai. And you know what? Their announcement is surprisingly… refreshingly… normal.
AI
TECNO Reinvents Google Glass, Pretends It's New
TECNO has entered the AI glasses race. Because if there's one thing the world needed, it was another company claiming that its headset will redefine reality.
AI
Enterprise AI Just Got Even More Confusing, and Salesforce Couldn’t Be Happier
Salesforce just dropped Agentforce 2dx—a name that sounds like it was cooked up in a lab dedicated to confusing CIOs.
AI
8 Searches You Should do Right Now with the New Google AI Mode
Google’s new AI Mode for Search replaces traditional results with AI-generated answers. Learn how it works, why it matters, and the funniest ways to use it — from burritos to Taylor Swift.
Launch
YouTube Launches “Premium Lite” Because ‘Premium’ Didn’t Have Enough Asterisks
In its ongoing mission to create the world’s most baffling subscription model, YouTube has just introduced Premium Lite—a new, “more affordable” way to watch most videos ad-free for the low, low price of $7.99 per month.
Satire
The Samsung Galaxy S25 AI: As Told in Verse
Samsung’s Galaxy S25 and its AI companion features deserve some poetic treatment. Here’s a sonnet capturing the spirit of the latest device.
Satire
The Ship of iPad: A Metaphysical Inquiry into "New"
If an iPad remains unchanged in form but receives a new chip, is it truly "new"?
Mobile World Congress
Huawei’s MWC Strategy: If You Can’t Impress With One Announcement, Try Four
While most companies are content with a single press release at Mobile World Congress, Huawei decided that March 4, 2025, deserved not one, not two, but four celebratory announcements.