AI
Grok Bot Is OpenClaw in a Company Polo. That May Be Enough.
Grok Bot did not invent autonomous agents. It packaged OpenClaw’s hardest chores into a slick app—and that convenience may be the real breakthrough.
This Week in Snark
Snarkapalooza: A Week of Launches, Laughs, and Light Phones
We dropped our first game, debuted two new Guides, and still found time to roast Elon, Meta, OpenAI, and a minimalist phone. Tech satire has never been louder—or more dangerously self-aware.
Deals
Elon Announces Acquisition of X by xAI on X, Breaking the Space-Time Continuity
A snarky take on Elon Musk’s latest bid to collapse the universe into a recursive branding singularity of X.