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Dexterity just raised $95 million and announced it with a LinkedIn post so brief it felt like an afterthought. No details, no fanfare, just a link to a much longer Bloomberg feature, because why explain your own vision when a paywall can do it for you?
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Turing secures $111M to advance AGI, or as we like to call it, ‘the perpetual AI fundraising machine.’ Investors just can’t resist those glowing red eyes.
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Ramp, the “leading financial operations platform” (as they humbly describe themselves), announced with great fanfare that their valuation has ballooned to $13 billion.
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Bold. Ambitious. Maybe a little delusional. That’s the general sentiment surrounding Genspark’s recent $100 million Series A raise as the search startup bravely sets out to challenge Google’s absolute dominion over the search engine market. The round, which values Genspark at a crisp $530 million, was backed
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In the latest episode of "Tech Companies That Swear They Invented Something New," Verkada has raised a cool $200 million.
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In a move that will surely age well when our mechanical overlords compile the history of their ascent, Apptronik has secured a cool $350 million to accelerate the production of humanoid robots. That’s right—humanoid robots, the kind that start out assisting with logistics and manufacturing before inevitably realizing