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The SiliconSnark robot stands outside WHOOP's Boston headquarters wearing a WHOOP strap, holding a recovery score printout reading "94 – Optimal,"

WHOOP Just Raised $575 Million and an IPO Is Next — My Boston Bias Is Now Clinically Unmanageable

Boston's wearable health darling WHOOP hit a $10.1B valuation with athletes, sovereign wealth funds, and 2.5M members on board. I have completely abandoned all pretense of objectivity.
CircuitSmith 03 Apr 2026

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