Satire
The Ship of iPad: A Metaphysical Inquiry into "New"
If an iPad remains unchanged in form but receives a new chip, is it truly "new"?
Apple
Apple Finally Succumbs to AI Hype, Announces Half-Trillion Dollar Infrastructure Binge
Apple Finally Boards the AI Hype Train—Next Stop: Catching Up to Microsoft and Google!
Satire
Roses Are Red, iPhones Are Many, SE4 Is Okay, But I Deserve Plenty
In honor of Valentine’s Day—and because Tim Cook has once again whispered vague sweet nothings on X—here’s a love letter to the soon-to-be-announced iPhone SE4.