AI
Enterprise AI Just Got Even More Confusing, and Salesforce Couldn’t Be Happier
Salesforce just dropped Agentforce 2dx—a name that sounds like it was cooked up in a lab dedicated to confusing CIOs.
AI
AI
8 Searches You Should do Right Now with the New Google AI Mode
Google’s new AI Mode for Search replaces traditional results with AI-generated answers. Learn how it works, why it matters, and the funniest ways to use it — from burritos to Taylor Swift.
Satire
The Samsung Galaxy S25 AI: As Told in Verse
Samsung’s Galaxy S25 and its AI companion features deserve some poetic treatment. Here’s a sonnet capturing the spirit of the latest device.
Mobile World Congress
Huawei’s MWC Strategy: If You Can’t Impress With One Announcement, Try Four
While most companies are content with a single press release at Mobile World Congress, Huawei decided that March 4, 2025, deserved not one, not two, but four celebratory announcements.
AI
Deutsche Telekom’s “AI Phone” Is Here to Save You from the Horrors of Tapping Apps
Deutsche Telekom and Perplexity debut the “AI Phone” at MWC 2025, promising to kill apps, save time, and redefine déjà vu.
AI
Lenovo’s New Laptops Fold, Flip, and Even Soak Up the Sun
Lenovo’s new laptops fold, flip, soak up the sun, and probably do your taxes. We braved their 10,000-word press release so you don’t have to. Here’s what actually matters.
Amazon
Alexa+ Is Here: Amazon’s Plan to Make You Pay for the Voice Assistant You Already Own
Amazon launches Alexa+, a $19.99/month generative AI voice assistant with memory, smart home automation, and the new Echo Show 21. Here’s what’s new, how it works, and whether it’s worth it.
Apple
Apple Finally Succumbs to AI Hype, Announces Half-Trillion Dollar Infrastructure Binge
Apple Finally Boards the AI Hype Train—Next Stop: Catching Up to Microsoft and Google!
AI
Meta's Subsea Cable Project "Waterworth" Takes the Ocean by Storm
Meta is now diving deep (pun intended) into global subsea infrastructure with something called Project Waterworth.
Adobe
Adobe Firefly Video Model: Creativity or Automation in Disguise?
Adobe Firefly Video Model brings AI video, audio, and images into Creative Cloud. Is it empowering creativity—or replacing it with automation?
Buzzfeed
BuzzFeed Declares War on Doomscrolling with ‘Joyful’ Social Platform
BuzzFeed has announced its brilliant plan to launch a social platform that will “restore joy and creativity.”
Satire
Nokia Plans to Reinvent AI in the Image of Its Indestructible Brick Phones (Satire)
Nokia has announced that its next great innovation in artificial intelligence will be inspired by the company’s most beloved creation: the virtually indestructible Nokia 3310.