Launch
Pixel 10 Release: The $1,199 Way to Prove You’re Still Google’s Favorite Beta Tester
Snarky Pixel 10 review skewering Google’s latest AI-packed smartphone, from gimmicky Magic Cue to Camera Coach that critiques your selfies.
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Launch
Adobe Acrobat Studio: Because Your PDFs Were Just Too Boring Without AI Agents
Adobe launches Acrobat Studio, an AI-powered platform that turns PDFs into interactive knowledge hubs with customizable AI assistants, PDF Spaces, and Adobe Express content creation tools.
Deals
Inside Amphenol’s $1B Trexon Deal: High-Reliability Cables and Low-Reliability Promises
Amphenol buys Trexon for $1B cash, proves cables are hotter than AI while setting a record for the world’s longest forward-looking statement.
Kraig Biocraft Laboratories
Kraig Biocraft’s Summer of Silk: The Government-Backed Worm Army
Kraig Biocraft’s government-backed recombinant spider silk project scales up with new strains, record production, and a full Southeast Asia facility launch.
This Week in Snark
This Week in Snark: From AI Spending Sprees to Sprinklers That Outrank You
From billion-dollar AI spending sprees to Nvidia’s seven-announcement chaos, this week in tech was pure absurdity — and we snarked it all so you don’t have to.
AI
Guide: The 20 Biggest AI Spenders of 2025 — From Data Overlords to Dubious Visionaries
A darkly witty rundown of the 20 companies burning the most cash on AI in 2025, from cloud giants to corporate chaos merchants.
AI
Cohere Raises $500M to Make Your Boss Think “Agentic AI” Is a Thing They Understand
Cohere just raised $500M at a $6.8B valuation to unleash “agentic AI” on the enterprise world. The goal? Automate tedious tasks, secure your data, and make “digital sovereignty” the hottest new buzzword in the C-suite.
Launch
Pebble Time 2 Is Back From the Dead — And Somehow Still Cool in 2025
The Pebble Time 2 is like a band from the 2010s announcing a new album in 2025. You didn’t expect it, you’re not sure anyone else cares, but deep down you’re glad it’s happening.
Launch
Irrigreen 3.0: The AI Sprinkler That Thinks Your Lawn Deserves a Smarter Brain Than You
Irrigreen 3.0 is the AI-powered sprinkler system that “digitally prints” water onto your lawn with more precision than your inkjet printer—and way fewer paper jams.
Satire
$SNARK Price Prediction: A Completely Made-Up Forecast for Our Favorite Meme Coin
A satirical $SNARK coin price prediction mocking bogus crypto forecasts with absurd 1-month to 10-year “analyses” based entirely on nonsense.
AI
Nvidia Just Dropped Seven Announcements in One Day, Because Apparently Time Is a Flat Circle
Nvidia just dumped seven announcements in a single day, flooding the internet with enough jargon, AI buzzwords, and product launches to make your GPU overheat. We read them all so you don’t have to — here’s the snarky, sanity-preserving recap.
This Week in Snark
This Week in Snark: GPT-5, a $3,499 Sound Bar, $100M Spam Funding, and Quantum AI That’s Mostly Vibes
From OpenAI’s GPT-5 overshadowing every other launch to Yamaha’s luxury sound bar, Clay’s $100M “marketing engineer” hype, and D-Wave’s pretend-it’s-real quantum AI toolkit, here’s the snarky roundup of tech news you didn’t know you needed.