Satire
The 20 SiliconSnark Articles Google Won’t Let You Read
Discover 20 satirical SiliconSnark articles Google unindexed—proof the algorithm just can’t handle good tech humor.
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Deals
Databricks Hits $4B Run-Rate, $1B in AI Revenue, and a Series K That Proves Alphabet Soup Has No End
Databricks crosses $4B revenue run-rate, $1B in AI revenue, and raises a $1B Series K round at a $100B+ valuation—complete with new buzzwords, Agent Bricks and Lakebase.
Guides
The History of Thought Leadership in Tech (and How to Be One in the AI Era)
A snarky deep dive into the history of thought leadership in tech, from management gurus to AI influencers, with practical tips on how to be a thought leader today.
This Week in Snark
This Week in Snark: From Citi’s AI World Tour to Anthropic’s $13B Sovereign Wealth Flex
From Citi AI expanding to 80 markets to Anthropic’s $13B sovereign wealth cosplay—and yes, an AI bee—here’s the week’s tech hype, snarked.
Launch
Citi AI Expands to 80 Markets: Because Nothing Says “Innovation” Like Automating Your Expense Report
Citi AI expands to 80 global markets, promising automation, insights, and a “responsible AI-first culture.” We explain why it’s more hype than revolution.
Crypto
Polymarket’s U.S. Return: Prediction Markets, Politics, and Profits Collide
Polymarket secures CFTC approval to re-enter the U.S., reigniting debates over prediction markets as financial tools or digital casinos.
Launch
New ARCAM Radia+ Amps Prove Music Tech Can Still Sound This Good
The hi-fi world is a lot like tech X: full of people arguing about things you can’t actually hear but will absolutely mortgage their house to own. Into this glorious chaos strolls ARCAM, dropping its newest trio of Radia+ amplifiers—the A5+, A15+, and A25+—at CEDIA Expo 2025.
AI
Anthropic’s $13B Series F Makes AI the Hottest Sovereign Wealth Fund in Town
Anthropic Bags $13B, $183B Valuation: Proof That AI Safety is the Real Unicorn
Deals
Figure Technology Solutions IPO: Because Wall Street Finally Needed a Blockchain Buzzword Fix
Figure Technology Solutions launches its Nasdaq IPO under ticker FIGR, blending blockchain buzzwords with $16B in real home equity loans.
AI
AI Meets Lifestyle Management: Vacabee Brings Mr. Bee to Dortmund
Vacabee announces its Conf3rence 2025 debut with AI, Web3, and lifestyle buzzwords—because nothing says Labor Day like a startup PR team hard at work.
This Week in Snark
This Week in Snark: AI Gets Keys to Your Browser, 4K Dog Spying, and a Taxpayer Bailout Buffet
Snark powers down for Labor Day, but not before roasting AI, 4K dog cams, Intel bailouts, and vibe hacking in this week’s funniest tech roundup.
AI
Vibe Hacking: The Dark Side of the Startup Force
Vibe hacking—the dark side of startup culture—has gone mainstream this week as Anthropic’s Claude is linked to AI-powered cyberattacks, turning vibe manipulation into a real-world threat.