Tesla's Robotaxis Are Real, Just Don’t Blink or They Might Vanish Again
Tesla's long-promised robotaxi finally hits Austin... with 10 cars, perfect weather, and social media chaperones.
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This Week in Snark: AI Glasses, Corporate Avatars, and Klarna’s Phone Grift
From AI glasses for gymfluencers to Fujitsu's deck-reading robots and Klarna’s new phone hustle, here’s your satirical breakdown of the week’s weirdest tech news.
“Hey Meta, Make Me Look Cool”: Oakley and Meta Drop $499 AI Glasses for Sporty Show-Offs
Oakley and Meta just launched AI-powered sunglasses for athletes who want to film themselves asking about the weather.
Fujitsu’s New AI Will Present Your Deck, Dodge the Q&A, and Probably Replace You by Q4
Fujitsu launches a multilingual AI avatar that gives presentations, answers questions, and eliminates the need for human dignity in meetings.
Buy Now, Regret Later: Klarna Expands Into Mobile Plans
Klarna has officially entered the telecom game, because managing your shopping addiction wasn’t dystopian enough.
Apple’s Legal Kung Fu: $300M Patent Case Reversed, Again
Apple dodges a $300M patent verdict—again—by appealing its way back to a Texas courtroom reboot.
While You Buffer, NTT Built the World’s Fastest Wireless Signal
While you were rebooting your router for the third time today, NTT and Keysight were out here casually breaking the laws of physics.