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Cartoon-style SiliconSnark robot on a golden circuit throne surrounded by chaotic icons of 20 industries under AI disruption with a glowing “ALL SHALL BE DISRUPTED” sign.

Guides

AI’s Disruption Buffet: How AI is Eating 20 Global Industries in 2025

A 30,000-word Silicon Snark deep dive into how AI is disrupting (or just rebranding) the world’s 20+ most lucrative industries in 2025, from finance to farming to “KnitGPT.”

Cartoon illustration of the SiliconSnark robot wearing Meta Ray-Ban Display glasses and a glowing Neural Band wristband while sipping coffee at a café.

Launch

Meta’s $799 AI Glasses Read Your Muscles—And Yes, They’re Real

Meta just launched Ray-Ban Display AI glasses with a neural wristband that reads your muscle signals. Here’s everything you need to know (and why it’s both genius and terrifying).

Cartoon SiliconSnark robots shop in a neon mall under a glowing “AP2 Accepted Here” sign with carts full of mandates and crypto coins.

Google Invents a Protocol So Your AI Can Buy Stuff Without Stealing Your Credit Card (Allegedly)

Google launches the Agent Payments Protocol (AP2), a new open standard letting AI agents securely shop, pay, and prove user intent across cards, bank rails, and crypto.

SiliconSnark robot watches Anker’s IFA 2025 AI gadgets, including stair-climbing vacuums, AI earbuds, and glowing chargers, on display in Berlin.

Launch

Anker’s AI-Powered Gadget Overload: Vacuums, Printers, and Chargers That Now Judge You

At IFA 2025, Anker Innovations unveiled AI-powered gadgets from stair-climbing vacuums to brainwave earbuds—ultimate innovation nobody asked for.

SiliconSnark robots guard a glowing office door labeled “The New Front Door for Work,” handing dashboards and compliance binders to a confused employee.

Deals

Workday Acquires Sana: Super Workers, AI Dashboards, and the Death of the Old Office Door

Workday buys Sana for $1.1B to become the “new front door for work”—because AI agents generating dashboards was the missing piece of corporate life.

SiliconSnark robot packaged as a Nano Banana collectible toy with satirical price tag and glitchy figurines in the background.

Google’s Nano Banana Craze: From Selfie to Weird 3D Figurine in Seconds

Google’s Nano Banana AI turns selfies into collectible figurines. Fun, creepy, and weirdly addictive—here’s why the trend is everywhere.

Cartoon SiliconSnark robot lectures founders on “Product–Market Fit = Salvation” with a chalkboard graph pointing to the promised land.

Guides

The Cult of Product–Market Fit: A Guide to the Holy Grail for Startups

A dry, mildly academic roast of product–market fit—how it became startup religion, why the binary myth misleads, and what AI is doing to the altar.

Cartoon SiliconSnark robot juggling alphabet soup cans labeled Series A–K while drowning in Apple press releases under a giant “MOU Basically Nothing” and “Unindexed” stamp.

This Week in Snark

This Week in Snark: Apple’s Avalanche of Launches, Databricks’ Alphabet Soup, and Microsoft’s Empty Promises

This Week in Snark: Microsoft’s empty MOU, Apple’s press release flood, Databricks’ Series K, and Google censoring our funniest articles.

Cartoon SiliconSnark robot staring at a tiny 47-word Microsoft–OpenAI press release on a giant screen.

Microsoft and OpenAI Announce a Memorandum of Understanding, Which Is Fancy Talk for “We’ll Get Back to You Later”

Microsoft and OpenAI announced a non-binding MOU with just 47 words — here’s an 800-word snarky breakdown of what the shortest press release in tech history really means.

Cartoon SiliconSnark robot buried in stacks of policy binders, holding up a Slack notification.

Vanta AI Agent Promises to Make Risk Management Less Boring

Vanta’s new AI Agent promises to end compliance chaos, and SiliconSnark is the only place making noise about it.

SiliconSnark robot running a toll booth labeled “RSL: Pay-per-inference” while AI crawlers line up with coins.

From RSS to RSL: The Really Simple Licensing Standard Wants to Make AI Pay Rent

The RSL Standard (Really Simple Licensing) promises to turn AI content scraping into fair compensation. Or at least into the internet’s first robot toll booth.

SiliconSnark robot drowning in Apple press releases as Tim Cook smiles in the background.

Launch

Apple’s Fall Event 2025: Press Releases Nobody But Me Will Ever Read

SiliconSnark breaks down all seven Apple Fall Event 2025 press releases—from iPhone 17 Pro Max to AirPods Pro 3—with snarky summaries questioning why anyone still reads them.

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