Guides
CES 2026 Preview: The Hype, the Hope, and the Just Plain Weird
CES 2026 preview: real breakthroughs, wild hype, and the weirdest gadgets in Vegas. Our snarky guide separates must-see tech from marketing smoke.
Latest
Guides
The Definitive Guide to AI's GPTs and Friends
Your go-to, alphabetized field guide to the chatbots, large language models, and generative darlings currently powering our weird, slightly unsettling, extremely helpful digital future.
This Week in Snark
This Week in Snark: AI Apps Nobody Wanted, Solar Keyboards Nobody Asked For, and Intel’s Cry for Popularity
Dive into this week’s funniest tech roundup: from useless AI apps and abandoned data centers to solar keyboards, Intel’s desperate cool-kid play, and billion-dollar ad tech deals. Snark guaranteed.
Guides
Top 10 Most Useless AI Apps of 2025: From Meta’s Vibes to Cat Translators
A snarky deep dive into the Top 10 most useless AI apps of the past year, from Meta’s new “Vibes” feed to cat translators, exposing how much compute we waste on gimmicks.
Satire
AI Bubble Collapse 2030: Trillions Lost and Data Centers Abandoned
The AI bubble burst in 2030: Explore the darkly comic fallout of the AI market crash and the future of cloud computing post-AI.
Launch
ChatGPT Pulse: Now Your AI Will Nag You Before You Even Ask
OpenAI launches ChatGPT Pulse, a proactive AI assistant that delivers daily personalized updates from your chats, calendar, and Gmail. Helpful productivity tool—or algorithmic nag?
Deals
IAS Sells Itself for $1.9 Billion—Because “Trust and Transparency” Apparently Require Private Equity Backing
Integral Ad Science (IAS) Acquisition by Novacap Explained, with Just the Right Amount of Snark
Launch
Logitech’s Solar Keyboard K980: Do We Really Need More Innovation in Typing?
Logitech’s new Signature Slim Solar+ K980 keyboard promises solar charging, AI keys, and sustainability. But do we really need more keyboard innovation—or just better marketing?
Satire
Dear Lip-Bu: A Totally Serious (Not At All Ridiculous) Plan for Intel to Be the Cool Kid of AI Again
Open letter to Intel CEO Lip-Bu Tan with absurd “strategies” for beating Nvidia in AI—featuring Gaudi 3, Lunar Lake NPUs, Intel 18A/14A, foundry twists, and Ohio fab lore. Satire, but informed.
Deals
The AI-ification of 911: Axon Acquires Prepared to Rewire Public Safety
Axon is acquiring Prepared, an AI-powered 911 platform. Here’s why “AI-enhanced emergencies” might sound efficient but really look like another play for public safety monopoly.
TCL QM9K Launch: The “Ultimate” TV That Thinks Buzzwords Count as Features
TCL has just launched what it boldly calls “the pinnacle of the Ultimate Series” — the new QM9K television, now available at Best Buy. The company claims it’s the first Google TV with Gemini, which sounds less like a real product feature and more like the latest Marvel spinoff. But
This Week in Snark
This Week in Snark: Glasses That Read Your Muscles, Bananas That Aren’t Bananas, and the Death of the Office Door
A snark-filled weekly roundup skewering AI gadgets, corporate acquisitions, and tech cult trends—from muscle-reading glasses to Google’s Nano Banana craze.