Launch

Buy Now, Regret Later: Klarna Expands Into Mobile Plans

Klarna has officially entered the telecom game, because managing your shopping addiction wasn’t dystopian enough.

Apple

Apple’s Legal Kung Fu: $300M Patent Case Reversed, Again

Apple dodges a $300M patent verdict—again—by appealing its way back to a Texas courtroom reboot.

Launch

While You Buffer, NTT Built the World’s Fastest Wireless Signal

While you were rebooting your router for the third time today, NTT and Keysight were out here casually breaking the laws of physics.

This Week in Snark

This Week in Snark: The AI Hype Spiral, Meme Coin Payouts, and Nintendo’s Eternal Money Printer

This week in tech snark: meme coin economics, BMW’s parking pants fix, AMD’s buzzword bonanza, and Apple’s AI overload.

Crypto

Pump.fun Creator Rewards: What You Actually Earn for a Viral Meme Coin

How creator rewards on Pump.fun turned my sarcastic meme coin SiliconSnark into six glorious dollars.

Launch

BMW Unleashes Tech That Solves the World's Most Pressing Problem: Tight Pants

BMW’s new “innovation” campaign solves tight pockets, parking dogs, and parenting with premium sarcasm and digital flair.

AI

AMD Unleashes Buzzword Barrage in Attempt to Out-AI Nvidia

AMD promises 10x performance and 276x less rack usage—powered by buzzwords, benchmarks, and desperation to dethrone Nvidia.

Launch

Switch 2 Proves Nintendo Can Still Print Money With a Smile

Nintendo breaks records with the Switch 2 launch, and SiliconSnark races through the chaos with joy, snark, and way too many Joy-Cons.

AI

Sam Altman Explains How AGI Will Upend the World in a Calm, Soothing Tone

Sam Altman casually announces the singularity, assures us it’ll be chill, and then describes a polite robot uprising.

Apple

Apple WWDC 2025 Recap: All the “Apple Intelligence” You Didn’t Ask For

Apple unveils iOS 26, macOS Tahoe, and its not-so-intelligent “Apple Intelligence” at WWDC 2025.

This Week in Snark

This Week in Snark: Wallets, Wormholes, and Words That Mean Nothing

Trump launches crypto wallet, Sensata hit by data breach, and Redwire’s space tech clears NASA milestone in a wild week for tech.

data breach

Sensata Technologies Fails to Sense Ransomware, Drops Breach Bomb Before the Weekend

Sensata Technologies quietly fumbles a massive data breach, dropping the news midday Friday like a classic tech oopsie.