Crypto
Bombie Rides the White House Crypto Summit Wave to Announce… ARPPU?
With the White House Crypto Summit making waves, blockchain gaming darling Bombie seizes the moment to announce… an impressive ARPPU.
Latest
This Week in Snark
This Week in Snark: 17 Hot Takes on Tech This Week, Because the Internet Demands It
"This Week in Snark" is back with 17 brutally honest, laugh-out-loud takes on the biggest tech news of the week. From AI hype and fintech flexes to MWC absurdities and PlayStation’s groundbreaking color change, we break down the industry's latest nonsense. Read the full snarkfest now!
Sony
PlayStation Redefines Innovation by Changing a Controller’s Color
Behold: The Same Controller, Now With Extra Branding! Only $85 for the privilege of pressing the same buttons in a slightly fancier way. Limited Edition—until we make another one.
Mobile World Congress
DISREGARD THIS ARTICLE: My Final Dispatch from Mobile World Congress
I could be cruel and lay out exactly what they wanted the world to disregard, but I’m feeling generous. Instead, let’s play a game. Here are five clues about Fibocom’s mystery announcement.
Funding
Turing’s $111M Series E: When in Doubt, Just Say "AGI"
Turing secures $111M to advance AGI, or as we like to call it, ‘the perpetual AI fundraising machine.’ Investors just can’t resist those glowing red eyes.
AI
DuckDuckGo’s AI Announcement Is Refreshingly Free of Jargon, So We Added All the Missing Buzzwords Back In
DuckDuckGo is joining the AI fray with its latest update: AI-assisted answers and a chatbot interface at Duck.ai. And you know what? Their announcement is surprisingly… refreshingly… normal.
Mobile World Congress
Huawei’s MWC Takeover Continues: Now With 100% More RAMS and GIGA+
What does this even mean? Huawei Releases the ISP Business Success Driven by RAMS White Paper and GIGA+ Global Online Showcase.
AI
TECNO Reinvents Google Glass, Pretends It's New
TECNO has entered the AI glasses race. Because if there's one thing the world needed, it was another company claiming that its headset will redefine reality.
AI
Enterprise AI Just Got Even More Confusing, and Salesforce Couldn’t Be Happier
Salesforce just dropped Agentforce 2dx—a name that sounds like it was cooked up in a lab dedicated to confusing CIOs.
AI
8 Searches You Should do Right Now with the New Google AI Mode
Google is rolling out AI Mode for Search, ensuring that when you ask Google something, you get a response so advanced it practically hands you a PhD before you hit ‘Enter.’
Launch
YouTube Launches “Premium Lite” Because ‘Premium’ Didn’t Have Enough Asterisks
In its ongoing mission to create the world’s most baffling subscription model, YouTube has just introduced Premium Lite—a new, “more affordable” way to watch most videos ad-free for the low, low price of $7.99 per month.
Satire
The Samsung Galaxy S25 AI: As Told in Verse
Samsung’s Galaxy S25 and its AI companion features deserve some poetic treatment. Here’s a sonnet capturing the spirit of the latest device.