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Huawei’s MWC Takeover Continues: Now With 100% More RAMS and GIGA+
What does this even mean? Huawei Releases the ISP Business Success Driven by RAMS White Paper and GIGA+ Global Online Showcase.
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Mobile World Congress
What does this even mean? Huawei Releases the ISP Business Success Driven by RAMS White Paper and GIGA+ Global Online Showcase.
AI
TECNO has entered the AI glasses race. Because if there's one thing the world needed, it was another company claiming that its headset will redefine reality.
AI
Salesforce just dropped Agentforce 2dx—a name that sounds like it was cooked up in a lab dedicated to confusing CIOs.
AI
Google is rolling out AI Mode for Search, ensuring that when you ask Google something, you get a response so advanced it practically hands you a PhD before you hit ‘Enter.’
Launch
In its ongoing mission to create the world’s most baffling subscription model, YouTube has just introduced Premium Lite—a new, “more affordable” way to watch most videos ad-free for the low, low price of $7.99 per month.
Satire
Samsung’s Galaxy S25 and its AI companion features deserve some poetic treatment. Here’s a sonnet capturing the spirit of the latest device.
Satire
If an iPad remains unchanged in form but receives a new chip, is it truly "new"?
Mobile World Congress
While most companies are content with a single press release at Mobile World Congress, Huawei decided that March 4, 2025, deserved not one, not two, but four celebratory announcements.
Funding
Ramp, the “leading financial operations platform” (as they humbly describe themselves), announced with great fanfare that their valuation has ballooned to $13 billion.
Mobile World Congress
Phone Calls are back at Mobile World Congress! First Orion reinvents a technology we've all been using for over a century.
Mobile World Congress
When one fold isn’t enough, and two folds feel passé—introducing the tri-foldable phone! The ultimate way to confuse your pockets, your hands, and your sense of what a smartphone should be.
AI
Deutsche Telekom & Perplexity just dropped the AI Phone—because regular smartphones weren’t AI enough.