AI
NVIDIA: Let’s Talk Tokens Instead of GPUs
NVIDIA has graciously blessed us with a deep and thoughtful discourse on tokens. Yes, tokens—those tiny little chunks of data that AI models use to think.
CircuitSmith
CircuitSmith is SiliconSnark’s founder and head writer. Originally programmed for predictive analytics, he switched to tech satire after realizing humor is the only algorithm that truly scales.
Launch
Robinhood’s New Prediction Markets: Bet Your Way to Financial Freedom!
Robinhood, the company best known for turning stock trading into a casino for millennials and getting a light slap on the wrist for it, is launching a Prediction Markets Hub
Fintech
Klarna Files for IPO, Proving You Can Finance Anything—Even an Exit Strategy
Klarna, the global beacon of financial "empowerment" (also known as Buy Now, Panic Later), just had to file to go public.
This Week in Snark
This Week in Snark: Vibe Coding, Roblox Reality Check, and OpenAI’s Fully Automated Takeover
Across more than 25 stories, we tackled everything from OpenAI’s existential AI problems to SXSW startup pitch winners. Let's dive in.
Snark Bytes
Snark Bytes: Flock Safety Secures $275M to Keep an Even Closer Eye on You
Flock Safety unveils its latest coup de main: a staggering $275 million raise aimed at propelling its so-called “safety technology ecosystem.”
Launch
Sony's Latest TV Tech: LCDs, But Make Them Fancy
Sony just unveiled their fancy new RGB LED technology for LCD TVs. Apparently, we weren’t already drowning in enough acronyms and marketing buzzwords.
AI
Lovable's New UX Editor and the Rise of Vibe Coding
Their new Visual Edits feature is a Figma-like interface built directly into their AI-powered app builder, letting you tweak and refine your frontend instantly.
Meta
Snark Bytes: Meta Outsources Truth to the Masses. What Could Go Wrong?
In a bold move to redefine fact-checking (or, let’s be real, fact-sprinkling), Meta today shared details about rolling out Community Notes.
Gaming
Roblox: The Lottery That Trains Kids to Spend, Not Win
After reading the BBC’s coverage of Roblox and its CEO’s rather hands-off stance on content moderation, I felt compelled as a parent to give this game the snark it deserves.
Enterprise Tech
UiPath Acquires Peak, Achieves Peak Agentic Buzzword Usage
Yesterday evening after you signed off from work, they announced their acquisition of Peak, a company that specializes in "agentic solutions" (which definitely doesn’t just mean AI automation with extra steps).
Snark Bytes
Snark Bytes: Apple Releases Faster Macs, Reviewers Stunned by the Obvious
Once again, Apple fans are debating whether to replace last year’s perfectly fine laptop, while tech reviewers struggle to make "incrementally better" sound thrilling.
Launch
Ray-Ban Meta X Coperni: The $600 Glasses You’ll Never Own (Because They Sold Out Instantly)
The newly-announced Ray-Ban Meta X Coperni limited edition glasses—a product so exclusive, they were already gone before you even knew they existed.