Terms of Service

Effective Date: June 26, 2025
Last Updated: June 26, 2025

Welcome to SiliconSnark—a snark-filled news site covering the tech world, one buzzword at a time. By accessing or using our website, you agree to the following terms. If you don’t agree, please close this tab and go touch grass.

1. Acceptance of Terms

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2. Content Disclaimer

All content on SiliconSnark is intended for informational, humorous, and satirical purposes only.
We make fun of real trends using fake headlines. Don’t rely on our articles for financial decisions, startup strategy, or VC outreach. Really. Please don’t.

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To the fullest extent permitted by law, SiliconSnark and its team shall not be liable for:

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7. Termination

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8. Changes to These Terms

We may update these Terms from time to time. Changes will be posted here with an updated “Effective Date.” Your continued use of the Site means you accept any updates.

9. Contact

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